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Materialistic things

Saturday, October 2nd, 2010

Life has been hectic. My car got broken into two Saturdays ago while I was at Theatresports, the front passenger window smashed. It was rotten timing because it was raining and I had two guests I had to drop off in addition to Elizabeth, so all three had to cram into the back seat (since the front was covered in shattered glass) and we all had to deal with the rain coming in.

I always take care to make sure there’s nothing visible in my car that can even be remotely construed as worth stealing, and sure enough it didn’t even seem like anything got stolen, until we discovered that my $2 phone charger was missing (and not the $10 bottle of Excedrin or anything else of even marginal value)… the working theory now is that they saw the line running to my stereo and didn’t see where it ended, and imagined there might have been an iPod or something similar tucked away at the other end. In which case, lesson learned… but what scares me is that this was a truly random incident, one which I had no hope of preventing. It’s hard not to feel violated, since the cost of replacing the window doesn’t come anywhere near my insurance deductible, so the only thing you can do is drop the $300 or so on a replacement.

(I will mention, though, that it pays to call around. The first autoglass place I called said they couldn’t get any replacement windows for a car as new as mine, and that I would have to go to the dealership. The dealership near me quoted me over $400… but when I called a different dealership, they referred me to a different autoglass place that had no trouble getting the window, and came all the way from Tacoma in their van, right to my condo to do the replacement on-site, for nearly $150 less.)

In the same vein of window-trouble, I was recently having trouble with my glasses… I was having blurred vision, especially in the evenings. I kept thinking my glasses were unclean, and would obsessively clean them, only to still find my vision blurred. I suddenly got worried that perhaps the problem was with my eyes and not the glasses themselves. I booked an appointment at the optometrist as early as I could, and she (thankfully) found nothing wrong with my eyes, and discovered that the protective coating on my lenses had fragmented in a kind of a lattice pattern. She sent them to the lab to be serviced under warrantee, and so I’ve been wearing an old pair for the past week or so. I just recently got them back and them seem improved for the most part, although I still have trouble focusing my right eye in certain directions, which I think may just be a problem with the lens that I’m stuck with. Every day I give more consideration to the surgery…

It’s been an eventful couple of weeks for materialistic things. My new barbecue finally arrived, and after much frustration I have it almost entirely put together. I couldn’t assemble the side burner, though, as the valve was extremely tough to get positioned correctly and I wound up breaking the casing on it and disconnecting a couple of wires. So I attempted to contact the warrantee company and in spite of the initial setback of being given an out-of-date website and phone number I was eventually able to reach them, and they were very obliging about sending me replacement parts that should arrive in the next week or two.

The grill itself is quite sharp-looking, but heats up a lot slower than my previous one did. Here’s how it looks:

New Barbecue

Also, the company that installed my blinds sent another guy out to finish the job installing a skylight blind on my largest atrium window. It was a very custom and complicated job as the angled blinds are usually vertical, but my window is too wide for any vertically-closing blind to work. So I came up with the (rather clever, in my opinion) idea of using a horizontally-closing blind instead. It very nearly didn’t work, as the blind was drooping out of its track, and I was coming to terms with the idea that I simply wasn’t going to be able to get coverage of that window. But they finally tightened it sufficiently to get it working, and it actually looks pretty decent:

New Blinds

I finally got my hands on some photos from And Then There Were None. They are quite excellent, and I’ve added them to my album. Here are a few selections:

grabbing_vera rogers_point bitter_couch

Cannibal opened yesterday, and we are already having a lot of fun with it. It’s pretty much the same show as last year, with a few new faces and a couple of new jokes to boot.Be sure to come see it, especially if you missed last year’s production. I finally got my hands on a DVD from last year and it is a shpadoinkle show!

Dan.

That extended family

Saturday, September 18th, 2010

It’s Yom Kippur, and my more-traditional-than-religious day of atonement shall soon conclude with an extremely welcome breaking of the fast.

I spent most of the day driving around looking at barbecues, perhaps in the desperate hope that I might emerge with one I could break my Yom Kippur fast with tonight? At the end of it all I conceded defeat and accepted that I’m simply not going to get a reasonable price on a grill with an infrared rotisserie burner. So I’ve gone ahead and ordered a Nexgrill from Costco, which at $500 has extremely spotty reviews and lots of complaints regarding the quality of the parts, but that’s the same stark reality for all grills in my price range. The only other eligible candidates were similarly overpriced at Sears and Home Depot, with similarly problematic reviews and issues. At least this one has free delivery, and comes with the rotisserie kit (which I would have had to purchase separately for just about any other barbecue) and a grill cover, which are decent consolation prizes. Plus it will take at least a week or two to deliver, so if by some miracle I find something else I’d rather have before then I can just refuse delivery on this one.

Rehearsals for Cannibal are in full sway, and I am looking forward to getting the show mounted again. It was almost like returning to summer camp, seeing everyone for the first time in the same room in that same context since almost a year had gone by. I think we’re all a bit surprised by how much we have to relearn, not even considering that we’ve replaced two cast members and have had to make some alternate orchestral arrangements. We only have about a dozen rehearsals… I am excited to be playing recorder again, and will even be in an additional song since we no longer have a flute player, but I’m rather slow at learning music, so it’s going to be a lot of work.

Sunday rehearsals are an interesting dilemma for me, because on the one hand it’s costing me roughly 15 bucks to park near the market every weekend, which I find really frustrating (especially for a show I’m not getting paid to do), but on the other hand it’s also pretty much the only time all year that I am down at Pike Place Market during the business hours of the I Love New York Deli, which is the closest to authentic Jewish food I’ve encountered in my five years out here, and just about the best matzah ball soup I’ve had anywhere that wasn’t home. So it’s a bit of a love-hate thing for me.

One nice thing about the Sunday rehearsals is that it makes it very opportune for me to perform in the Sunday improv shows that we do at Unexpected, which take place an hour after our Cannibal rehearsals conclude. These are typically much smaller shows and less well-attended, but can be a great opportunity to just play and take risks without the same stigma as regular Theatresports. I used to perform in them a lot, but not so much lately as it’s just too far out of my way for a Sunday evening. It’s nice to be able to do them again, and it means that both this past weekend as well as this one I’ve been doing improv there three consecutive nights a week. Unexpected really has become a home away from home for me, a sentiment I know a lot of the ensemble members share, and it’s nice having that extended family.

That’s all for now!

Dan.

A few more quiet days

Monday, September 6th, 2010

The past couple of weeks have been a little more relaxed but I still feel tired on the whole. My quest for the ideal barbecue has been going poorly… it just seems that infrared rotisserie burners are incredibly uncommon in this year’s models, and the only ones that have them tend to be really low-quality brands that are still way overpriced for what you are getting. As the season winds down my options are only getting slimmer and slimmer as well, and my belly hungrier for the kinds of foods I would prepare on it.

Rehearsals for Cannibal start up next week, and I’m pretty jazzed about it. Last year was so much fun, and about 80% of the same cast is returning. I hope it’s received as well and with the same high level of attendance as it was last year, although I don’t know if that’s how these things work, seeing as it won’t have the novelty it did then. I hope so, though, as it’s the kind of show I could easily do for a month pretty much every year, kind of like going to summer camp.

Improv has been going pretty well, and while I’m still not as strong as I’d like to be I’m content overall with how I’m doing. My storytelling is still a bit ho-hum, I think, but I’ve had a number of pretty clever moments these past few shows that have helped make up for it. (I felt particularly jazzed by a gag I contributed last night to a scene in the style of a spaghetti western. I was desperately hunting for a prop that I could roll across the stage to simulate a tumbleweed, but all I could find were the large black stage blocks we use to simulate things like chairs and tables. It was admittedly cheap, but the audience found it hysterical when I clunkily rolled that block across the stage like a big square wheel in front of the performers, and while I can’t claim it a big win in terms of my improv skill or anything I was proud that I had the guts to take a chance on it.)

We’ve been playing King of the Hill for the past year or so, where winning teams come back the following week to defend their title against new competition. In addition to this, we’ve been encouraged to form teams and submit them to compete rather than just teaming up randomly with whoever is available. I haven’t really been a fan of it, because there’s a competitive edge to it that I find jarring with the ensemble mentality and operation, and because frankly I’m not very good at it… there are people in the ensemble who are very adept at actively pursuing teams, designing them to win, and finding ways to come back every week, and I simply am not one of them… I’m neither good at promoting myself nor comfortable with imposing on others to be on a team with me. It’s been frustrating to feel like I have to win in order to keep playing, and knowing that if I lose I might very well not get put on a team the following week just by sending in my availability, especially since priority had been given to new apprentice ensemble members. Well, this week it was announced rather unceremoniously that we are reverting back to random teams based on whoever is available, and while I don’t know what the impetus for the change was (I’m guessing that it’s in response to a dip in availability from ensemble members) I’m rather happy for it, and am hoping it lasts a while.

Everyone’s mood is improving as the light at the end of the tunnel of construction on our condo complex grows nearer. Our building is pretty much complete minus a few touch-ups; it’s nice and painted and we have new numbers on our door and everything. I finally got new blinds installed to replace the fairly cheap ones I had before. I didn’t go whole-hog but the three main ones in my living room are now cellular, top-down-bottom-up blinds, and while I didn’t spring for the cordless kind I did get them professionally installed, so I wouldn’t be voiding the warranty on my new windows or anything. It’s a real improvement having these blinds that can close from the bottom, since you can let in some light and foliage up top while still keeping your privacy down below – nice to have when you’re on the ground floor of a busy condo complex with windows that face a walking trail.

Today is (well, at this hour, more like was) Labo(u)r Day, and a welcome holiday off for me. Between improv, weddings (one last weekend, and one this weekend coming up!), social engagements, shopping for barbecues and the like there’s not a lot of “chill” time. Things are pretty good in my life right now, but I could use a few more quiet days like this.

Dan.

The few loyal and lonely

Tuesday, August 24th, 2010

Maybe it’s time I come to terms with the fact I’m just not very good at updating this blog as frequently as I used to. I hope that you, the few loyal and lonely (and intensely bored?) remaining followers of it, aren’t too disappointed. I will still attempt to get something here every few weeks, but please excuse my continued transgressions.

We had a few weeks of utter hell heat-wise, where temperatures pushed up into the nineties and it was stifling. So it was perhaps ill-conceived that myself and three friends chose to follow it up with four days in Las Vegas in the middle of the Nevada desert, where temperatures were well over a hundred. (Plenty more on that in a bit.)

The weather has been bi-polar… the heat-wave came out of nowhere, and during it I could barely sleep and had near-constant headaches. The moment it ended the temperature dropped right back down to the 60′s. I think I’m gonna start looking for a portable air conditioner I can use for the two weeks or so of summer that it’s like this, and keep in storage for the remainder of the year. My barbecue, unfortunately, hasn’t weathered the summer so well. It was in storage during the construction, and I then brought it out for a very successful party, but my next attempt to use it the middle burner simply wouldn’t light, and I could find no problems with the assembly. I’ve been on the hunt for a replacement ever since, but I’ve had no luck finding a good price on a grill that has an infrared rotisserie burner (one of my upgrade criteria) that can also fit on my rather narrow patio. I’m hoping that prices will come down sufficiently as the season winds to a close for me to pick something decent up.

I’ve been doing a lot of improv lately, some quite successful and some not so much. We’ve been doing theme nights this past month, probably the most interesting of which was our Shirts vs. Skins night, where I eagerly volunteered to be on the skins team and do topless improv alongside two other performers almost as pasty-white as myself. It was a very good show for both myself and the team, and the audience was on our side and hysterical the entire time. This weekend I will be representing Canada in our Natives vs. Non-Natives matchup… it’ll be interesting to see how the audience treats us in that one.

Without a doubt the biggest thing to happen to me recently is the trip to Vegas that I went on with Elizabeth and our two friends Colin and Ashley (you may remember them as Brad and Janet from the production of The Rocky Horror Show I was in). We’d planned it nearly two months earlier in particular because people in the group really wanted to see two Cirque shows: and O. So we booked our tickets and rooms at the hotel and went this past weekend.

It was a pretty fantastic trip overall, and I took a bunch of photos with my iPhone. We stayed in the pyramid at the Luxor, one of the older hotels on the strip but also a well-renowned and regarded one. Our rooms were a bit dismal, but one does not go to Vegas to stay in the rooms, so we were okay with it, until Elizabeth found a leaky pipe in our bathroom, at which point I was able to negotiate an upgrade for the four of us to much nicer rooms in the East Tower with more space, better amenities and an impressive view.

We were there from Thursday night to Monday afternoon, and it was pretty much a whirlwind. The Cirque shows were incredible, fantastic, and all sorts of other adjectives I cannot do them justice with. They were both so much more than the touring show I’d seen in Marymoor by my condo. If I had to choose a favourite to recommend it would be Kà, which is far more story-based than most Cirque shows, and I found it both intense and positively gripping. O was pretty spectacular as well, and truly gorgeous, but unfortunately I had an allergic reaction in my eye that made it difficult for me to properly enjoy most of it.

In addition to this, Elizabeth and I went to see Penn and Teller, whose Bullshit! series we are both afficianados of. This show was a ton of fun and a great time. I was pleased with my ability to figure out how some of their tricks are done, although there were definitely some that stumped me. I don’t agree with all of their politics, but it’s hard to deny their charisma and what generous and genuinely well-intentioned guys they are. Probably the most telling indicator of this is that after every single show they wait outside the lobby while their audience (easily over a thousand people) mobs them, and gives each and every one of them the chance to get their picture taken with them and an autograph signed. It’s how I increased my collection of celebrity noogies to include both Penn and Teller.

Other highlights included my gambling at the blackjack table and turning $30 into $100 (although the next day I lost another $50). And the four of us also made the heinous mistake of going to a timeshare pitch in order to score free tickets to the Bodies and Titanic exhibits at the Luxor. We justified it as being a rite of passage, as none of us had attended a timeshare hard-sell before and it felt like we should know if we could make it through intact. It turned out resisting the sale wasn’t nearly as much of a problem as getting out of there in any reasonable amount of time was… it was supposed to be for two hours over lunch at 1 PM, but we didn’t even begin until 2 PM (by which point we were starving) and didn’t get out of there until 4:30, which cut into the time we had to spend with friends of Ashley who lived in Las Vegas. There were some highly entertaining stories we got out of it, but I think we all agreed that the stories still weren’t worth the hassle.

All in all the trip was a huge success, and it was a great idea to go with a similarly-interested couple that we could have fun with. It’s a shame to go back to work, but I don’t think I’ll miss the desert heat. You can check out my photo album of the trip, and here are a few teasers:

Airport Tram La Tour Eiffel Sphinx

I also took a couple of videos…

Kà preshow, featuring balls of fire! (Make sure to watch through to the end.)

Musical fountains at the Bellagio hotel.

Dan.

In solidarity with the houseboat owner

Monday, July 19th, 2010

Been a hectic couple of weeks, as usual. It was nice to have a four-day weekend for the July 4th holiday, but the weather was very uncooperative, especially compared to last year where it was like the middle of summer. Instead this time it was more like April temperatures and even a bit rainy. I once again spent the holiday on the houseboat of a colleague’s from Unexpected, and while the friends and food were all excellent I got really cold, in no small part due to my jumping in the water several times in solidarity with the houseboat owner.

Immediately following the holiday I had to spend the entire remaining week on a business trip to my company’s headquarters in San Jose. The work itself went fine, but the trip was fraught with bad judgment and timing. As this was a longer trip than normal I thought I might stay in a nicer suite instead of the hotel I normally bunk at – the cost is the same to the company, but the suite is farther away so I normally don’t bother with it. I was thinking Elizabeth might join me for the second half of the week as she still had a little time off before her classes began, and the extra comfort and recreational amenities of the suite would have been perfect for that. I confirmed availability and priced out the tickets, slept on it to be sure, and when I went to book the next day the suites had become entirely booked up overnight, and the flight had gone up $100. So that plan went out the window… then to make matters worse, I managed to book my own flight for the wrong day, which caused a whole additional heap of last-minute stress.

Things have calmed down a little since then. Last week we finally had some nice summer weather (although nowhere near as hot and brutal as it apparently had been the week I was gone in San Jose), and I even cracked the barbecue out of storage this past weekend as they’ve finally gotten around to painting most of my condo. There is a light at the end of the tunnel for all of the construction in my condo complex, and it is a welcome sight.

I’ve been managing to do some improv pretty much every weekend, which has also been good for me. This past Saturday I had one of the best Theatresports shows I’ve had in a long time… it was a full, boisterous house and the most epic scene of the night was between myself and another improviser in the style of Dr. Seuss. Both teams did well but ours edged out a victory, which means I get to go back next weekend. It felt really good to experience that kind of success on stage again… I was in need of a night like that one.

Dan.