Archive for March, 2011

Find out where it lived

Sunday, March 20th, 2011

Spelling Bee is moving along at something of a blitzkreig pace. We open April 1, a scant twelve days from today, and it feels like there’s still so much to do… we’re rehearsing most nights, though, so I’m certain we’ll get it all done. I’m starting to gain a bit of confidence with my part, but there is a ridiculous amount of random information I need to retain, even with my cheat sheets and cue cards that I’m allowed to have on stage. The cast is talented and a lot of fun to work with, and the show should be entertaining. We run all through April and tickets may be purchased online if you’re interested in seeing it.

This was a pretty good weekend for Theatresports for me. I got to emcee on Friday, which is something I’ve missed doing and enjoyed returning to. I then played on a fun team on Saturday, and while the show wasn’t as narrative-heavy as I’d like it managed to have a healthy number of charming moments that I feel good about in it. There’s a chance I’ll be able to continue doing some Theatresports while Spelling Bee is running, since Theatresports doesn’t begin until 10:30 and Spelling Bee is only a 90-minute show. I hope I can pull that off, although I know I’ll probably kill myself from exhaustion if it’s more than just a few times.

My condo board attempted to have its annual meeting this past week. Out of 101 units, we were 11 units shy of having a quorum, which was simultaneously annoying and depressing. They are going to attempt another one next month, and hopefully we’ll get enough people there to at least keep business from grinding to a complete halt. One of the women there confided in me that she believed this was the homeowners’ way of “sending a message” to the board, which pissed me off to no end, if for no better reason than one of the purposes of the annual meeting is to hold an election for new board members, and if people wanted to really send them a message then it seems the courageous thing to do would be to show up and vote a new board in rather than wasting the time and money of everyone in the association. I am frequently annoyed by both the cowardice and the attitude of entitlement that so many people in this complex display… there are plenty of things the board does that I disapprove of, but I recognize that they are volunteers doing the work that nobody else wants to do, and it baffles me the way people are willing to complain about their work without ever offering to step up themselves. At many of these meetings I’ve observed that there seems to be some kind of mental disconnect for people that keeps them for understanding that we are all paying for this, and that when we need to reschedule a board meeting, for example, the cost of mailing everyone, renting the space, having the management company attend, etc. comes out of all of our own pockets, not just the board members they want to stick it to. And then they somehow expect to win over the opinions of people like myself, when they a. refuse to show the commitment to even show up to meetings (let alone invest the time and effort that the board does), and b. make us pay for their antics. Grrr.

In more condo news, I took a crack at what was a first in home repair for me: fixing the leaky faucet in the kitchen. That faucet has been dripping on-and-off ever since I took possession, but until recently I’ve been able to get it to stop for the most part (or at least drip at a slow enough rate that I don’t notice it) by yanking the articulating handle around in some kind of mysterious, visceral routine. Over the past few weeks, though, I’d been gradually forced to acknowledge that the situation had worsened, and that the faucet was going to drip no matter what kind of mojo I worked on that lever.

I’ve been hesitant in the past to fix it for two reasons: I’ve always thought that replacing that countertop (and getting a new sink as part of that process) would be the next major upgrade I did to this condo, and – perhaps more significantly – plumbing terrifies me. Water-related repairs take a lot more effort, care and accuracy to do things correctly than many other home projects I’ve done, and the damage caused by a leak if you screw up can be enormous. And yes, fixing a leaking faucet usually only means replacing a rubber O-ring, but my particular faucet has a much more complicated repair process that requires replacement of springs, rubber stoppers, a ball chamber, etc.

I got the necessary repair kit from Home Depot, which was an adventure in itself, since I identified the several parts I needed online and confirmed on their website that they were in stock at my local warehouse, but then could only find one of the parts on the shelf. I had to go through two associates who were unable to help me find the remaining ones, and listen to both of them brush me off  when I brought up the website, claiming that it didn’t have any specific information and only a general catalogue, before I impatiently explained to them that no, these days the website told me exactly how many were in stock at each location, and that according to it there were actually sixteen of them in this very building, and that I only wanted one of them if they would be kind enough to find out for me where it lived. In the end the second guy sold me an after-market repair kit instead of looking, which I was hesitant to take because there was nothing on the packaging that said what original parts it was compatible with, although on visual inspection the contents looked like they matched well enough and there were few enough alternatives on the shelf that it was probably correct.

Doing the repair was no picnic, as there weren’t very specific instructions and the kit had multiple sets of springs and rubber seats to choose from that were all very similar and hard to compare to the old and deteriorated springs and seats. The rubber seats also didn’t fit well onto the springs, and there was nothing in the instructions that detailed how to deal with them. It took me a couple of tries to get it right, and I freaked out a little when I first turned the sink back on and it actually leaked worse than it had before, this time from the base as well as the spout. I also found some minor dripping from the pipes under the sink, which had me really worried since it was nowhere near the faucet, although it doesn’t appear to have persisted after I completed the repairs and may have just had something to do with how I was manhandling the faucet. I eventually got everything more-or-less correct and it no longer leaks, although I’ve told Elizabeth we need to be gentle with it, and I am still shining a flashlight under the sink for the next few days to make sure everything is copacetic.

Someday, I would like to get that entire counter and sink replaced. Someday.

Dan.

Minor-league fame

Sunday, March 6th, 2011

Rehearsals have begun for Spelling Bee, although I was only called twice this past week and once was for a one-on-one session, so I haven’t really had much opportunity yet to see where the show is heading. My hope is… good? The cast sounded incredible when singing through the opening number, so at least it should be pleasing on the ears. My part is mostly acting and I only get to sing in two short songs at the very end, but they still had some complex harmonies that were pretty intimidating to me when I worked them out before rehearsal with my singing teacher. Then the music director told me she wasn’t really concerned what I chose to sing for those parts and suggested lines that were mostly melody anyway, so I no longer need to worry about that, it seems.

This weekend was the Emerald City Comicon, at which our group NERDprov got to perform again, as well as having a special nerd-oriented Theatresports with the women from zaxy.com performing alongside us. Both shows were fun and I feel as though we’re improving as a group, but since we only perform a few times a year it’s been pretty incremental. We talked it over after the show and it sounds like there might be the drive to increase the regularity with which we both perform and rehearse. It’s interesting… all of us see potential in the format, I think, but it’s difficult to have a clear trajectory when you don’t have an actual producer or similar person taking ownership of the project.

The Comicon itself was fun to spend a few hours walking around with some of my fellow performers, although it’s not exactly the kind of convention that plays to my own nerd qualities. The main webcomic I take a serious interest in – Dr. McNinja – was sadly absent from the convention, although I did pick up this awesome Law & Order coloring book from the same company that distributes his wares. It was also fun to visit the Night Zero booth (the photographic comic for which I portrayed a zombie hunter) and say hi to the people I knew there. My convention-companion (conpanion?) Cheryl and I waited in line to get our photo taken with Wil Wheaton, but he unfortunately refused to give me the noogies that would have made it possible for me to add him to my collection of other awesome celebrities that have done so (and the notably less awesome). Maybe I should have held out for Brent Spiner instead, on the hopes that he would take an interest in my appreciation of his musical theatre work (in particular 1776).

Other than those elements, the convention doesn’t offer a lot to me. I took a greater interest in all of the costumes this year, though… it’s a remarkable little sub-culture, and there’s something of a status-game for those that partake of it, based on the number of photos that get taken of you. It’s its own brand of minor-league fame, I suppose. The costumes ranged dramatically in quality and none appeared to be store-bought, and while many were no better than garden-variety Halloween fare there were some really stand-out ones including a couple of very realistically molded Batman costumes and a guy with fully-feathered mechanically-spreading angel wings. And lots of shape-hugging and body-revealing stuff on many of the ladies, of course, sometimes to a more visually-pleasing effect than others. It makes me want to recreate my Dark Helmet costume of about a decade ago, which was brilliant and I tragically never got any pictures of. I probably wouldn’t do it unless I could find out how those guys created their custom-molded bat-suits, though, as the cardboard and papier maché technology I used back then doesn’t feel quite up to snuff anymore.

Dan.