Posts Tagged ‘improv’

Find out where it lived

Sunday, March 20th, 2011

Spelling Bee is moving along at something of a blitzkreig pace. We open April 1, a scant twelve days from today, and it feels like there’s still so much to do… we’re rehearsing most nights, though, so I’m certain we’ll get it all done. I’m starting to gain a bit of confidence with my part, but there is a ridiculous amount of random information I need to retain, even with my cheat sheets and cue cards that I’m allowed to have on stage. The cast is talented and a lot of fun to work with, and the show should be entertaining. We run all through April and tickets may be purchased online if you’re interested in seeing it.

This was a pretty good weekend for Theatresports for me. I got to emcee on Friday, which is something I’ve missed doing and enjoyed returning to. I then played on a fun team on Saturday, and while the show wasn’t as narrative-heavy as I’d like it managed to have a healthy number of charming moments that I feel good about in it. There’s a chance I’ll be able to continue doing some Theatresports while Spelling Bee is running, since Theatresports doesn’t begin until 10:30 and Spelling Bee is only a 90-minute show. I hope I can pull that off, although I know I’ll probably kill myself from exhaustion if it’s more than just a few times.

My condo board attempted to have its annual meeting this past week. Out of 101 units, we were 11 units shy of having a quorum, which was simultaneously annoying and depressing. They are going to attempt another one next month, and hopefully we’ll get enough people there to at least keep business from grinding to a complete halt. One of the women there confided in me that she believed this was the homeowners’ way of “sending a message” to the board, which pissed me off to no end, if for no better reason than one of the purposes of the annual meeting is to hold an election for new board members, and if people wanted to really send them a message then it seems the courageous thing to do would be to show up and vote a new board in rather than wasting the time and money of everyone in the association. I am frequently annoyed by both the cowardice and the attitude of entitlement that so many people in this complex display… there are plenty of things the board does that I disapprove of, but I recognize that they are volunteers doing the work that nobody else wants to do, and it baffles me the way people are willing to complain about their work without ever offering to step up themselves. At many of these meetings I’ve observed that there seems to be some kind of mental disconnect for people that keeps them for understanding that we are all paying for this, and that when we need to reschedule a board meeting, for example, the cost of mailing everyone, renting the space, having the management company attend, etc. comes out of all of our own pockets, not just the board members they want to stick it to. And then they somehow expect to win over the opinions of people like myself, when they a. refuse to show the commitment to even show up to meetings (let alone invest the time and effort that the board does), and b. make us pay for their antics. Grrr.

In more condo news, I took a crack at what was a first in home repair for me: fixing the leaky faucet in the kitchen. That faucet has been dripping on-and-off ever since I took possession, but until recently I’ve been able to get it to stop for the most part (or at least drip at a slow enough rate that I don’t notice it) by yanking the articulating handle around in some kind of mysterious, visceral routine. Over the past few weeks, though, I’d been gradually forced to acknowledge that the situation had worsened, and that the faucet was going to drip no matter what kind of mojo I worked on that lever.

I’ve been hesitant in the past to fix it for two reasons: I’ve always thought that replacing that countertop (and getting a new sink as part of that process) would be the next major upgrade I did to this condo, and – perhaps more significantly – plumbing terrifies me. Water-related repairs take a lot more effort, care and accuracy to do things correctly than many other home projects I’ve done, and the damage caused by a leak if you screw up can be enormous. And yes, fixing a leaking faucet usually only means replacing a rubber O-ring, but my particular faucet has a much more complicated repair process that requires replacement of springs, rubber stoppers, a ball chamber, etc.

I got the necessary repair kit from Home Depot, which was an adventure in itself, since I identified the several parts I needed online and confirmed on their website that they were in stock at my local warehouse, but then could only find one of the parts on the shelf. I had to go through two associates who were unable to help me find the remaining ones, and listen to both of them brush me off  when I brought up the website, claiming that it didn’t have any specific information and only a general catalogue, before I impatiently explained to them that no, these days the website told me exactly how many were in stock at each location, and that according to it there were actually sixteen of them in this very building, and that I only wanted one of them if they would be kind enough to find out for me where it lived. In the end the second guy sold me an after-market repair kit instead of looking, which I was hesitant to take because there was nothing on the packaging that said what original parts it was compatible with, although on visual inspection the contents looked like they matched well enough and there were few enough alternatives on the shelf that it was probably correct.

Doing the repair was no picnic, as there weren’t very specific instructions and the kit had multiple sets of springs and rubber seats to choose from that were all very similar and hard to compare to the old and deteriorated springs and seats. The rubber seats also didn’t fit well onto the springs, and there was nothing in the instructions that detailed how to deal with them. It took me a couple of tries to get it right, and I freaked out a little when I first turned the sink back on and it actually leaked worse than it had before, this time from the base as well as the spout. I also found some minor dripping from the pipes under the sink, which had me really worried since it was nowhere near the faucet, although it doesn’t appear to have persisted after I completed the repairs and may have just had something to do with how I was manhandling the faucet. I eventually got everything more-or-less correct and it no longer leaks, although I’ve told Elizabeth we need to be gentle with it, and I am still shining a flashlight under the sink for the next few days to make sure everything is copacetic.

Someday, I would like to get that entire counter and sink replaced. Someday.

Dan.

Minor-league fame

Sunday, March 6th, 2011

Rehearsals have begun for Spelling Bee, although I was only called twice this past week and once was for a one-on-one session, so I haven’t really had much opportunity yet to see where the show is heading. My hope is… good? The cast sounded incredible when singing through the opening number, so at least it should be pleasing on the ears. My part is mostly acting and I only get to sing in two short songs at the very end, but they still had some complex harmonies that were pretty intimidating to me when I worked them out before rehearsal with my singing teacher. Then the music director told me she wasn’t really concerned what I chose to sing for those parts and suggested lines that were mostly melody anyway, so I no longer need to worry about that, it seems.

This weekend was the Emerald City Comicon, at which our group NERDprov got to perform again, as well as having a special nerd-oriented Theatresports with the women from zaxy.com performing alongside us. Both shows were fun and I feel as though we’re improving as a group, but since we only perform a few times a year it’s been pretty incremental. We talked it over after the show and it sounds like there might be the drive to increase the regularity with which we both perform and rehearse. It’s interesting… all of us see potential in the format, I think, but it’s difficult to have a clear trajectory when you don’t have an actual producer or similar person taking ownership of the project.

The Comicon itself was fun to spend a few hours walking around with some of my fellow performers, although it’s not exactly the kind of convention that plays to my own nerd qualities. The main webcomic I take a serious interest in – Dr. McNinja – was sadly absent from the convention, although I did pick up this awesome Law & Order coloring book from the same company that distributes his wares. It was also fun to visit the Night Zero booth (the photographic comic for which I portrayed a zombie hunter) and say hi to the people I knew there. My convention-companion (conpanion?) Cheryl and I waited in line to get our photo taken with Wil Wheaton, but he unfortunately refused to give me the noogies that would have made it possible for me to add him to my collection of other awesome celebrities that have done so (and the notably less awesome). Maybe I should have held out for Brent Spiner instead, on the hopes that he would take an interest in my appreciation of his musical theatre work (in particular 1776).

Other than those elements, the convention doesn’t offer a lot to me. I took a greater interest in all of the costumes this year, though… it’s a remarkable little sub-culture, and there’s something of a status-game for those that partake of it, based on the number of photos that get taken of you. It’s its own brand of minor-league fame, I suppose. The costumes ranged dramatically in quality and none appeared to be store-bought, and while many were no better than garden-variety Halloween fare there were some really stand-out ones including a couple of very realistically molded Batman costumes and a guy with fully-feathered mechanically-spreading angel wings. And lots of shape-hugging and body-revealing stuff on many of the ladies, of course, sometimes to a more visually-pleasing effect than others. It makes me want to recreate my Dark Helmet costume of about a decade ago, which was brilliant and I tragically never got any pictures of. I probably wouldn’t do it unless I could find out how those guys created their custom-molded bat-suits, though, as the cardboard and papier maché technology I used back then doesn’t feel quite up to snuff anymore.

Dan.

Got the better of my judgment

Saturday, February 19th, 2011

I have to struggle to remember what’s happened these past few weeks. I’ve been in kind of a holding pattern of non-specific busywork that I’ll probably remain in until summer or so, and it just has me feeling tired most of the time without being able to attribute it to any single overriding factor.

Which isn’t to say there hasn’t been stuff happening. I’ve been keeping up with improv and had a pretty full social calendar. There are far too many shows with friends in them that I need to go see in what remains of this month. I’ll try to pull out some highlights from what’s been happening.

I had my biometrics appointment for my green card application a couple of weeks back. This felt like a real milestone for me, although in truth it happens in parallel to the application process and really isn’t indicative of anything other than that I’m still in the queue (two separate queues, to be precise). The technology they use to read your fingerprints is very cool; you can watch on the screen as he rolls your finger on the device and it identifies the patterns in your skin. I desperately want this six-year ordeal to be completed, and the closer I get to making out the light at the end of the tunnel the more I ache and burn for it, but all I can do is wait while the bureaucracy churns its way through the backlog of people ahead of me.

I have, perhaps, dodged a bullet earlier in the month when I was invited by a friend to audition for a show he was directing with his new theatre company. I made it clear that there were an absurd number of conflicts with performances next month and rehearsals I have for Spelling Bee, but he asked me to come out regardless and they would sort out conflicts with the Spelling Bee crew if I were to be cast. So I went out, and for a number of reasons that got the better of my judgment: their theatre company interests me and I am interested in the work they are doing and where their future lies, I don’t do much non-musical theatre these days and it’s always good to get sucked into a regular play, and in the end I simply like the people involved, and I like what they are capable of. Another thing surprised me when I did the callback: I actually like the play as well. It’s The Firebugs, an adaptation of a German play about a family that lets a couple of bold but transparent arsonists into their home, and because of politeness keeps failing to kick them out even though they are clearly planning to burn their house down. The play is unapologetic about its societal metaphor and I am normally hesitant to get involved in a show that is so heavy-handed with its politics, but as we were reading in the callbacks I became… well, I think it’s too much to say enchanted with it, but I quickly realized that I think it’s a good script with a lot of potential to captivate an audience, and not just a soapbox for the playwright.

So when I was offered an extremely prominent role by the director I found myself unwilling to turn it down, even though I knew it would wreak havoc with my life that persisted even after the show closed, as I would be both under-rehearsed and over-exhausted when Spelling Bee opened. It wasn’t until the day before the first rehearsal that the director called me and we discussed the situation, and he (with much empathy) told me he’d thought twice and changed his mind about casting me, as it was just inviting chaos into the production and he had to acknowledge the ripple effect it would have on the rest of the cast, the show and himself in addition to me. I concurred and while we both regretted that I wouldn’t be in the show I don’t think either of us suspected for a moment that he had made the wrong decision.

Again in nerdier news, most of the parts for my new home theatre computer have arrived and I had both fun and frustration assembling them. Some of them needed to be returned or replaced. Unfortunately, the key component that lets it receive multiple TV signals is backordered even worse than I thought, and probably won’t be arriving for months yet. So in the meantime I have a very cool-looking device that can do just about anything except for watch TV, the main purpose it is intended to serve.

This weekend is the Seattle Festival of Improv, and once again I am mostly a no-show for it, although I will be taking a couple of workshops this afternoon that I decided to jump on at the last minute. Hopefully that much will keep me from feeling like a complete burn-out.

Rehearsals for Spelling Bee start at the end of this month, and I think there is a chance that they will actually increase my energy, even though I’m sure I will be tired from it.

That’s about all there is to report. I spend the rest of my time treading water and staying awake, patiently waiting for more interesting times and for the ennui to subside.

Dan.

Mucking about

Saturday, January 29th, 2011

Last weekend I had my car broken into for the second time in four months. Sometime between midnight and 1:30 AM, down on Alaskan Way by Unexpected Production’s theatre, someone smashed the driver’s window and ransacked every car along the row. I know better than to keep anything of value in my car… in fact, the only things they stole were an old computer and networking equipment that I had been meaning to take to the recycling centre for months.

That’s small comfort, though, when it’s 2 AM and you’re sitting on a pillow to keep the shards of glass from cutting into your rear, with the cold wind whipping at your face the entire time.

I called the same auto glass company as last time. The guy they sent did a much shoddier job than the previous one… I wound up having to spend about ten minutes with his vacuum picking up the shards of glass he plainly missed. Unlike the last time, though, a dent was left in the frame of my car door, which the auto-glass guy identified as being something that should be fixed or else it would cause trouble for the window. That’s going to set me back another $250, putting me well above my insurance deductible but not enough to make a claim for it worthwhile, unfortunately.

It hurts that this happens to me when I go to Theatresports, as that’s a hugely important and rewarding part of my life and I hate having such negative experiences associated with it.

In nerdier news, I’ve spent well over a year now exploring options for improving my household’s TV-watching options. Having a DVR in the living room is great but it’s inconvenient not being able to watch any of the programs in the bedroom. The cost of equipping the bedroom with a similar DVR and going HD with it would be quite expensive, but even if I went that route the two DVRs wouldn’t be able to share their content. I’ve explored some alternatives including TiVo and Moxi, but all of them are deficient in ways that makes it hard for me to justify the additional cost. So in the end what I’ve done is purchased the equipment to build my own Home Theatre PC, a custom computer that will both act as a DVR and be remotely accessible from the bedroom over the network, such that the bedroom will be able to watch both live TV and share the DVR with the living room without an actual cable connection being present.

All in all it’s an expensive project costing me upwards of $1,000 in equipment, but as a result I will be able to significantly lower the monthly cost of my cable bill since there will be only one incoming connection that the entire condo feeds off of. And the best part of this home-brewn solution is that I will get the best customization options available to me, with a state-of-the-art interface that doesn’t do things like spit ads from Comcast at me when I do things like use the onscreen guide.

At least, that’s what I hope. It’s all based on Microsoft’s Windows Media Center software, and it’s been extremely difficult to dredge any solid reviews of it up from the Internet that cover the entire span of use cases I intend to put it through. I’ve asked on Internet forums and received some helpful responses, but not a lot that really answers all of my usability questions. I don’t know anyone with a similar system that I can examine for myself, and even the brand new Microsoft Store that just opened up in Bellevue Square doesn’t have a demo of it running. So I’ve been spending months and months hemming and hawing, not wanting to commit to the investment without some way of knowing it will do what I want it to. But I ultimately realized that evidence was never going to present itself and I would need to take a leap of faith if I wanted to make it happen… so I did so, and ordered all the parts this past week. It will be the first computer I’ve ever assembled, although I have done plenty of upgrades in the past that required similar mucking about in the internal hardware. I intend to document the process and the result, and it should be interesting.

Dan.

Grinding my teeth in silent outrage

Tuesday, January 18th, 2011

Our vacation to Florida was a big success on the whole, if bookended by less-than-stellar travel experiences. We spent three days in Orlando visiting Universal Studios and particularly The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, followed by a week down at Sanibel Island off the Gulf Coast where we were able to spend some time in the sun and with my family.

I got a number of photos of both the theme park and Sanibel. I’m especially proud of this one:

DeLorean 2

You might notice I’m wearing my leather jacket in the photo… the first couple of days we were at Universal, it was down near freezing, and actually colder than it was in Seattle. That was a bit disappointing but it mercifully warmed up by the time we got down to Sanibel and the more leisurely part of the vacation.

Sanibel was beautiful, and with the warmer weather than last year a much better experience for the three primary activities of biking, swimming and laying on the beach. It’s just nice to walk around in shorts and get my vitamin D from the sun instead of artificial gummies, frankly, but the beautiful scenery and majesty of the ocean is a big factor as well. I’m a big fan of all of the birds on the island, and there is an aviary that I enjoyed biking to where we got to feed and even (on one occasion) play with the birds there. There are plenty of photos, but I also got this cute video of a bird bobbing its head back and forth:

If the vacation itself was meant to renew us, we paid the price for it in our travel experience. Nothing particularly out of the ordinary happened on the way down, but it was a three-legged flight with Southwest during which we couldn’t leave the plane. It was about eight hours all told, and I had naively failed to bring a proper meal on board with me, and was both surprised and disappointed to discover Southwest doesn’t offer any in-flight meals for sale.

If that was stressful, it didn’t begin to compare with our flight home with Delta. That was only two-legged with an hour and a half layover, but our first flight wound up being delayed over two hours, meaning we would be unable to make our connecting flight. So they rerouted us through Atlanta, which as last-minute alternatives go could have been worse, since it was only scheduled to arrive three hours later, although it meant a much more tiresome four-hour layover. My only concern in all of this was that Elizabeth and I be able to sit together on the flights. The flight to Atlanta wasn’t a problem, but it was also just a short hop from Fort Myers. I was infinitely more frustrated by the second leg.

They wouldn’t assign us seats until the gate opened an hour before the flight, so I waited patiently for that to happen, and was first in line to make sure we could get our seats together. Sure enough, we got boarding passes with adjacent seats assigned to us and good to go. Then, as we were actually boarding the plane, as they scanned our boarding passes new slips suddenly printed out, reassigning us to different sections of the cabin, both to middle seats (and myself in front of the exit row, so I couldn’t even recline). That was a five-hour flight, and I was grinding my teeth in silent outrage through most of it.

It’s taken a while to get back into the swing of things at home – perhaps evidenced by how long it’s taken me to get this post up – but we’re mostly returned to our routine at this point. We’ve been seeing our friends a lot (in no small part due to Elizabeth scheduling them for free massages as part of her coursework), and that’s been nice.

I also made my return to the Theatresports stage this past weekend, and that was surprisingly fun. I performed pretty decently, I thought, with several strong scenes throughout the evening. Saturday was unexpectedly cool because I was scheduled to run lights, but one of the other players was feeling sick and traded out for the less stressful job with me. We ended up selling out the house and having standing room only, though, and it felt really great performing to such a large and enthusiastic audience.

Here’s to a happy new year,

Dan.