Posts Tagged ‘iphone’

Weirding out any number of patrons

Saturday, September 12th, 2009

This has been an unlucky week for my wallet. I accidentally knocked off my driver’s side-view-mirror, which will probably cost me $300-400 to replace, and received two $38 parking tickets (one which I didn’t realize I had been in error and am paying uncontested; the other I disagree with and am fighting). Then I was at the Apple store because my DVD drive has been on the fritz… they informed me to my surprise that my AppleCare hadn’t expired and they would replace it for free. Just as I was thinking to myself “hooray, I’ve probably saved about two hundred bucks”, I lost my grip on my phone and in less than a second its face shattered on the floor (their stone tiling was apparently more rugged than the InvisibleSHIELD cover it wore). A replacement cost me two hundred bucks. Then I made it home and found a ticket in my mail from a red light camera that depicts me doing a rolling right turn… $124 if I decide to pay it, although I think I may fight it. All in all one of the most unintentionally expensive weeks I’ve had… I can afford it, but I can’t afford too many more weeks like it. It feels like the world is nickel-and-dimeing me to death… I’m trying to avoid spending excessively but it’s hard.

In that vein, I just ordered a wall mount for my television, something I’ve been thinking of getting for quite a while and was on sale for only $26 (so how could I resist?). I’m a little nervous because these things need to be properly secured to a stud, and I’ve never been too trusting of my stud finder. So I may have to spend more money on a better stud finder as well. Sigh.

The creation myth of how I got my hair style is short but interesting if you’re one of the many legions of fans I like to believe I have. I’ve always hated my hair since I was old enough to care about what girls thought of me… if I let it behave naturally it parts in a way that makes me look like I’m in third grade. In high school I tried gelling it back but didn’t really know what I was doing and it just made it look stupid. In university I wound up giving up entirely and shaved my head for several years (I was repeatedly told I had a “good head” for shaving). I eventually let it grow back out again and returned to gelling it back, but never liked it.

Then shortly after I moved to New York City, I found myself commuting home on the subway one day when I saw someone with hair straight forward but gelled up to be spiky in the front, and thought to myself, “hey, I could do that with my hair.” So I proceeded to stare intently at the top of his head for the entire half-hour subway ride, burning the image into my brain and quite possibly weirding out any number of patrons. The next morning I whipped out some gel and attempted to sculpt what I remembered. To my surprise it worked and – in my humble opinion – actually looked good on me. I’ve since worn it or variants of it depending on the length of my hair, and been pretty content with it.

I’m right now at the length where I would normally chop it back down again, but on the recommendations of some ladies I trust I’ve been piloting out something new, which is letting my hair grow long and just flop forward without any gel. I must confess I’m not very comfortable with it… it seems dumb-looking to me, but I’ve already had a few compliments, so I’m giving it a shot. I don’t know if I have the willpower to stick it out, though. Change is so very scary.

We had our first couple of rehearsals for Cannibal this week. It looks like it’s going to be fun, but it’s hard to get past what a deliberately dumb show it is. Our rehearsal period is very short – we only have twelve on the schedule, and just about everyone except myself is going to be absent from a bunch of them – so I just hope we don’t wind up turning the quality of the script into an excuse for the quality of our performance. It’s far too soon for me to be making any assumptions there, though.

In the world of improv, it seems I can’t get cast in a Theatresports show lately. Granted my schedule hasn’t been as open as usual and there have apparently been a lot of teams calling in (which is the preferred route to getting cast), but I still feel a bit slighted. Both last night and tonight I did the 8:30 show, though, which is just short form with the new apprentices to the company, and they were both a lot of fun, and the apprentices are a very solid bunch. It’s amazing how much I miss doing improv after being absent only for a while.

After a week of cool, damp and thoroughly mediocre weather today was a beautifully hot and sunny Saturday. The meteorologists are calling it “summer’s last hurrah”. If I had faith in higher powers I would think they used this week to set us up to appreciate it. One of my more enterprising friends thought to have a barbecue at the Golden Gardens beach, and while I could only attend for about an hour it was a good time and a chance to get caught up with some old friends from Griptonite. I miss those folks, and I will miss summer.

Dan.

A little more sunshine in it

Sunday, June 14th, 2009

Things have been pretty crazy at work. We’ve been having a couple of late nights, and there will be several more if we’re going to ship this app on time and in good condition. Things are looking pretty positive, though. There’s a lot of buzz around the office about the new iPhone model and OS 3.0, both of which come out this week, so it’ll be interesting to see how that drives our business.

Fiddler is in its second of three weekends. It’s experiencing the usual mid-run quirks, but overall it’s playing out as expected. I feel like I could really use a break after this one… I know I’ve been missing improv, but maybe I’ll wait a couple weekends before getting back to it, especially with the way things are amping up at work.

It seems that all of the kids and several of the adults in Fiddler own DSes, so any of my old coworkers from Griptonite who read this thing should take heart in this photo in which there are no fewer than seven DSes in operation. Your jobs are looking to be pretty much recession-proof.

Yesterday I meant to go see a friend’s show but wound up shopping for groceries and going to the farmer’s market instead. I got some smoked tuna, but it seems it’s still a little early for the quality fruit to come out. Although I’m pretty consistently disappointed with the quality of fruit out here… peaches are particularly a downer. I love the Rainier cherries, though, so there’s that to look forward to.

A couple weeks ago we had a crazy summer-like heat wave. Things have cooled down a bit but (fingers crossed) it looks as though the warm weather is here to stay. After the last couple of relatively dismal summers, I’m optimistic for one with a little more sunshine in it.

Dan.

A mercifully major key

Saturday, March 21st, 2009

So I know I’ve been delinquent in keeping this thing up to date (sorry Richard), but not without good cause. A lot is changing, and I’m always hesitant to post when that’s the case. But I suppose it’s about time.

The big news is that I’m starting at a new company on Monday: Übermind. I am joining them as a resident expert on 3D and iPhone graphics, and will be putting my background in games development to use in the creation of games and game-like programs for the iPhone. It’s an exciting new opportunity for me to get (oddly) back closer to games development than I was at ArenaNet, and working on a fun platform that I can really use the benefit of my expertise on.

This means I’m starting my green card application over for the third time, something I’m none too keen on… but I have confidence that Übermind will make it a priority. As for ArenaNet, if it seems weird that I’m leaving at this low point in the economy, our parting ways actually began all the way back in December and was a long time coming. While I can’t discuss the details of it in a public forum you may be able to wrestle more of the story from me in private… to them I say only: “farewell”.

The other, less-big-but-still-significant piece of news is that I was cast as Motel in Fiddler on the Roof a couple of weeks ago. I hadn’t even planned on auditioning for it… but I went to see my friend performing in a show up at the Historic Everett Theatre and got to talking with the director and a couple other people, and figured I’d throw my hat into the ring. Of course the role I really want to play is Tevye, but as was evidenced at the callback where there were nearly a dozen people in their forties or older up for that role and I was quite literally the only person there in my age/gender demographic, that isn’t going to be in the cards for a while yet. Which is fine, as Motel is the only other character in that show I have any real desire to play (Lazar Wolf might be okay too when I’m older, I suppose) as his song is short, sweet, in my range and in a mercifully major key.

I felt weird at the callbacks, as I was the only person called back for Motel, and had to stand there as five or six other lady actors took their turns posing next to me in consideration for the role of Tzeitel. I tried to make light of it, but all I could think was “these women must hate my guts right now” as they competed to be the “best fit” for someone whose sole demonstrable merit was being the only guy in the room who looked Jewish and was in his twenties. Our first meet-and-greet for it is tomorrow, so we’ll see how that goes. The show doesn’t go up until June, so at least there’s plenty of time for us to rehearse.

Meanwhile, at Unexpected, I’ve also been cast in their new show: “Improvise Your Own Adventure”, which as you may guess from the title is based on the old Choose Your Own Adventure series of books. The auditions for it were brief and it was another one of those “well, I wasn’t expecting to get cast in that” situations, but because it’s improvised at the theatre I’m already at anyway on most weekends it won’t really be impacting my schedule at all, so hey.

So lots of stuff going on these next few months. Übermind already needs me quite urgently for a specific product they’re developing, so I expect I will be burning the candle at both ends until it’s completed. But it’s been a while since I’ve had to do that, so that’s okay.

One rather interesting thing about working there is I will be a reverse-commuter, driving into Seattle every day and then back out to the east side in the evening. The extra distance doesn’t really bother me as long as I’m against the flow of traffic (which I certainly will be), although in talks with them there was already intimation about how long it would be before I moved to Seattle… I love my condo and my location, though, and am nowhere near ready to leave them behind, even for the thrill of city life.

What I do need, though, is a way to keep myself busy during the commutes, so I’m thinking of learning more about podcasts and trying to get the necessary setup to keep me regularly entertained by them while driving. If anyone has any experience in this area or recommendations of good podcasts to listen to, please let me know. I’m also in the market to purchase some kind of accessory for my iPhone that lets it play over my car’s FM radio while keeping it plugged into the cigarette lighter… again, recommendations are welcome.

Tonight I’m seeing Footloose at Tacoma Musical Playhouse, where I did Damn Yankees back in 2007. The show is nearly a who’s-who of people I know or have performed with in the Seattle area, so I’m excited to see it, even though driving to Tacoma is a pain.

So that’s pretty much it! This is my month of new beginnings: new job, new shows, new opportunities, and who knows what else… there’s still a good quarter of the month remaining!

Dan.

A bevy and a boatload

Saturday, February 28th, 2009

It’s after 2:30 in the morning and I just got home from Theatresports a little while ago. I’m physically tired but not quite mentally ready to go to sleep yet, so I figure I may as well update this thing.

Theatresports was thoroughly fun tonight, if unremarkable. That is to say, I don’t think our team hit any of our scenes out of the park, but I think we did some respectable scenework and gave the audience an enjoyable show. I felt good about most of the stuff I did, as I’ve been feeling about my improv in general lately… I think my scenework as a whole has been improving and even when I’m not being clever or funny I’m managing to listen more, be more sincere and vulnerable and generally do a better job of figuring out what the needs of the story are. It didn’t hurt that in many of my scenes I was partnered with a mega-veteran from planet awesome, and I felt like she and I were syncing our characters up well for the most part.

Our final scene of the evening was a narrated ballet, something I have no legitimate business being a part of, but as it was a reenactment of a first date and I was the only guy on our team there was no real way around my being heavily involved in it. (Of course, the girl playing opposite me had an entire lifetime of dance training, and even received genuine applause for her first scene, something which rarely happens in this style of improv.) I know I didn’t do anything remotely believable as ballet but I’m pleased with myself that I didn’t wimp or cop out by attempting a parody of the form, but rather gave it my all and sold my notion of a ballet as best I could. I was exhausted and sweaty by the end of it and will probably be sore in the morning, but at least the audience got something committed rather than an excuse.

This is all on the heels of the Seattle Festival of Improv last weekend, which was a great time but one in which I totally overexerted myself. Friday was the Master Class with improv gurus (and stars of the legendary form Bassprov) Joe Bill and Mark Sutton, and while the 20 or so of us in the class didn’t get more than a few minutes each to perform I managed to get one of the few kudos notes given for one of my scenes, which felt really good. I either performed in or saw shows at three different places that evening, and then stayed out at the party until after 3 AM, so I was completely wrecked for the classes Saturday morning… I’m still glad I took them, though.

The morning class was on improv “special effects” and there was just a bevy and a boatload of useful little techniques to take away from that one. In the afternoon I had another class with Joe Bill and although it was a bit echoing of the Master Class I like that I’m always challegend by those guys. I showed up to help out with tech for the evening shows at the theatre but it turns out I wasn’t really needed in any significant way, and I was exhausted and as a result feeling kind of cranky for being in that situation. So I missed the party that evening and also the Dust Up on Sunday, but it’s probably for the best I stayed in and recuperated.

In other news, Bank of America “upgraded” my credit card this past week to a “Visa Signature” card, which is basically the same as the card I had but with some esoteric rich-person features I’m positive I will never use, and a hidden credit limit instead of the nicely explicit one I had before. They called me after I went some time without activating it, and although I’ve ultimately decided to keep it I was pretty miffed that I couldn’t persuade them to just issue me another Platinum card, as this isn’t the first time a bank has decided to upgrade my card without my approval. Last time was Citibank and they tried to sandbag me with an annual fee, which I was having none of and canceled the card. This wasn’t worth the trouble of me canceling it… but I really wish the banks would stop doing things clearly in their own interests without my consent and wrapping it in the guise of doing me a favour.

The iPhone game I’ve been working on is getting very close to being ready for release. I still need to implement the tutorial, finish the front-end menus and add some sound and bonus/unlockable content and general polish, but the finish line is in sight. I’ve been having more difficulty than I expected getting reliable people I know to play-test it… if you’re interested, please shoot me an e-mail.

Nearly an hour later and I think I’m finally ready for bed. So that’s all for now…

Dan.

Germinating well

Monday, February 16th, 2009

My casual game has been germinating well. It’s about ready for playtesting, so if anyone’s interested then send me your iPhone’s serial number (it’s in iTunes on the iPhone’s summary screen when you plug it in), and I’ll send you a build. It’s a tile-based word game, in the same vein as Scrabble, but faster-paced and more twitchy. I think it’s turning out to be pretty fun!

One of the downsides is that it’s requiring more art than I’d initially planned, which means I’m spending a lot of time in Photoshop just trying to draw things that are remotely passable as squirrels, alligators and spiders. Not easy when I’m so used to working with professional video-game artists.

This weekend is the Seattle Festival of Improv, and I’ll be taking a few workshops there, as well as hopefully checking out some of the shows.

My network hard drive broke. For the most part I was only using it for backup purposes, but I’m not 100% sure of what’s on there. I may crack it open and see if I can’t salvage its contents somehow. Still… annoying.

Not much else going on at the moment… more news when it happens!

Dan.