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The most juvenile sport

Saturday, July 11th, 2009

The party on the 4th with folks from Unexpected Productions was just about the most fun I’ve had in months. The weather was scorching hot and we were on one of the ensemble member’s houseboat, a modestly-sized bachelor pad parked at a marina right next to where the fireworks were to be on display.

I was one of the earlier arrivals as I had gone to work beforehand so I would be able to park in the vicinity. It was still a good 25 minute walk or so, and I was ready to hit the lake pretty much on arrival.

Turns out there was a boat across from us on the slip where a bunch of folks were having a blast harrassing the legion of tourist ducks that were creating almost constant traffic, entering and exiting the water from the boat ramp right next to us. We got into it, loading up waterguns, swimming up to the ducks and firing mercilessly at the passengers as the boats kept crossing by. The reactions were mixed, but most of them seemed to take it pretty well. Word got out we were doing it, though, and some of the drivers tried firing back at us with their own waterguns, while a few of the more boring ones lowered the window covers on their vehicles in an attempt to block us out entirely.

It was about the most juvenile sport I’ve been a part of in a long time, but it was great. I took a few photos of the view from his houseboat:

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Everyone brought meat of some form to the party, and the barbecue was fantastic. I’m not normally a big pork eater but the owner had marinated a huge tenderloin that got grilled by one of the ensemble members who doubles as something of a chef, and was without a doubt the most succulent pork I’ve ever tasted. Others brought sausages, steak shishkebabs and more. Once we were loaded up on meat and drink we hung out on the rooftop patio of the boat to watch the fireworks:

7/4/09 Fireworks 1

7/4/09 Fireworks 2

… I suppose that’s about the best quality I could expect from an iPhone taking pictures at night.

Anyway, it was pretty spectacular and a blast of a time with some fantastic friends. So glad I could make it out this year!

On Monday we shipped my big project to Apple, where it’s been in review ever since. If agreements hold up, it’ll be available on the 14th, which is when a massive advertising campaign begins.

It shipped with a few known and understood bugs and with some feature compromises in order to keep from jeopardizing stability of the build, but on the whole we managed to get it pretty damn stable in time for launch. I’m proud of it… the client is getting one hell of a deal from us. I’ve been taking it a bit easier this week, although they’ve already got me working on some other side projects while we negotiate and get a contract signed for versions 1.1 and 2.

Weather has been pretty great on the whole, with a few exceptions here and there. It’s as though we’re finally getting some payback for the lousy summers we’ve had the past couple of years. I was glad for the good weather Thursday morning, when I was on the highway driving to work and out of nowhere my front passenger-side window shattered in on me.

I shouted an epithet or two and navigated my way off the highway and into a nearby parking lot. I never saw what caused the glass to shatter but I assume it was a small rock or something kicked up by another vehicle. None of the glass hit me and fortunately there was nobody in the passenger seat, but I couldn’t very well continue the drive to Seattle. The next hour or so was spent learning what one does in these situations, as I called around to my parents, my insurance company, the car dealership and other glass repair places. There was no use going through insurance and the dealership said they could fix it for $300-$500, but also offered that an auto glass place might do it cheaper. They recommended a shop and I called them, and sure enough they would do it for $190 plus tax, but I became frustrated as the guy there had to make a call to check if they could get the glass for my car the same day or not, and after fifteen minutes still hadn’t called me back. I called him and asked how much longer it was going to take, as I had to make a decision about what I was going to do. He told me that it shouldn’t be more than fifteen minutes… I think he said it, though, too quickly to stop himself as he realized in that same moment that fifteen minutes had already gone by. He quickly added he’d call the guy over there again in another five minutes, and I accepted that, a little beleaguered that it took them so long just to check the inventory over at their warehouse.

I checked on my phone for another auto glass place, and the woman there was able to put me on hold less than a minute while she checked their warehouse inventory. She told me they could have the glass in by 2 PM, and they were five bucks cheaper to boot, so I gladly made an appointment and was half-way home when I finally got a call back from the first place and was able to tell them thanks-but-no.

So by the end of the day I was 200 bucks poorer but now have a new passenger window in my car. I know it won’t stay this way, but at the moment it’s eerily clean and without any sign of wear, and is so transparent that it still kind of looks like my car is missing a window.

I’ve been away from Theatresports ever since Fiddler opened and on since it closed again as I’ve been so burned out from work, but I made something of an unexpected return last night when an ensemble member emailed me asking if I could take her place. I agreed, and it was good to get back on stage and do what I love. My team did a respectable job and we wound up winning, although I think the judging was wonky. So it looks like I’ll be going back again next weekend.

I had a horrible time getting there, though, as the I-90 bridge has been closed heading into Seattle this week for maintenance, which means traffic on the 520 has been brutal. In fact, I wound up staying and working from home on Friday, the bridge traffic was backed up so far. My plan was to wait until the middle of the day, or the afternoon, or any time other than rush hour to get into the city, go to work, and then head to the theatre from there, but there was not a single point in the entire day where the traffic maps weren’t blackened out. So I left an hour earlier than normal and made my way in. Of course, on the way home they unexpectedly opened the 520 bridge (how they can see fit to do that when the only other bridge is under construction I have no clue), so I wound up taking about a 20 minute detour because of that. On the whole, Seattle traffic and the constant construction we’re experiencing right in the way of my commute are pretty high on my pet peeves list.

That’s about all there is to report. Gonna go outside now and enjoy the summer while it’s still here.

Dan.

Reek of delish

Wednesday, February 4th, 2009

People seem to still be downloading iProv, which is cool. The Seattle Festival of Improv Theater is coming up, and I may try to promote it there. I’ve started work on a casual game in the meantime… it’s coming along well.

I’d been away from Unexpected a couple of weeks, and when I came back to play this past weekend I was amused to find a certain photo printed out on the managing director’s desk, with the caption “UP alum Joel McHale gives Dan Posluns a noogie”. It never takes much of an absence for me to feel the nostalgia when I return.

My washer finally got repaired today, nearly two weeks after I first set out to have it fixed. The repairman missed our first appointment because he was sick and I was never notified. He came two days later and identified the problem, but it required ordering a replacement part. He was supposed to come back with it on Monday, but phoned and told me it had arrived busted and they were going to have to order another one. Finally, today, I was able to do laundry again and stop smelling like a hobo.

In the end the affair cost me nearly three hundred dollars, with about half of that just for a new dial control. Admittedly cheaper than buying a new washer, but not enough to keep me from feeling really jilted if anything else goes wrong with it.

The Superbowl was this past weekend, and for someone who’s normally not very entertained by football, I found it enthralling. In fact, the game was probably more interesting than the commercials, which were an unusually paltry crop this year. Some were worse than others, but the one that angered up the blood most was the one that was criminally ignorant of some of the most fundamentally basic geometry:

Someone at the party was following Wil Wheaton on Twitter and I think he summed it up best: “It’s like a million geometry nerds cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.”

My parents sent me a very excellent birthday gift I meant to blog about some time ago. One part of it was a bottle of the jalapeno vodka my grandmother’s brother brought with him in his most recent (and in all likelihood final) visit from Russia. Unlike normal vodka (which is normally pretty flavourless and used mainly as a mixer), this stuff has a really nice, mild taste to it that makes it great for shots. Plus the jalapeno sitting at the bottom of the bottle is all kinds of awesome.

The other, far more valuable part was a package of slices of the salami obtained from the St. Jacob’s Farmer’s Market, which is more than an hour’s drive west of Toronto. This is an aged, all-beef Mennonite salami that is unlike anything else – I need to keep it shut up in a cupboard or my entire condo will reek of delish. I’ve been rationing it carefully but I’m already more than a quarter of a way through the stuff. My parents had to sneak it across the border (beef is prohibited) when they drove down to Florida for their vacation and shipped it out from there. It took nearly a month to arrive, and I had assumed that it had been confiscated by the post office (since it had a Canadian return address on it), but it was a very pleasant surprise the day when it turned up.

I could use more pleasant surprises! Get on that, blogosphere.

Dan.

Virtual shelves

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

My first application that I’ve written for the iPhone has hit virtual shelves! Say hello to iProv, a handy reference tool for improvisers that catalogues and displays over 250 improv games and handles, organizes them by tags, lets you search, track your recently-viewed and favourites, etc. and even choose a random entry by shaking the iPhone!

I wrote it as a feet-getting-wet project for the iPhone, which is part of the reason it’s free (the other main reason being that it’s based on free material). In addition to writing the program itself, I’ve set up (and most significantly, written documentation for) an infrastructure to allow the improv community to help collaborate on the program’s contents, and that’s over at http://iprov.sourceforge.net.

If you own an iPhone, please check it out even if you aren’t an improviser, as I’d appreciate both the stats on the iTunes website and the feedback from you.

Otherwise, life plods along, with a couple minor detours. I’ve been having trouble sleeping, which wasn’t helped one night when I was called at 4 AM to liberate an intoxicated friend from the police station (I was sleepy and there was a ton of reverb where he was calling from, so when he first called I thought it was from beyond the grave). It was a DUI and thankfully nobody was hurt, but it’s the first time I’ve ever been called into that sort of service so that seemed noteworthy. I also went to a cool fundraiser/cocktail party for a friend’s dance troupe… I normally find any sort of dancing pretty intimidating so it wasn’t until the bar had received a significant donation from me that I would even consider sharing the floor with the room full of “professionals”.

I’m annoyed by things that are breaking in my world. Ever since the chains on my tires snapped during the recent snowpocalypse, my right-front tire has been making a quiet grinding noise against a piece of metal that won’t stay put. I’ll get it looked at the next time I’m in for service, but for now it’s just troublesome. And now my washer has apparently broken… it quits half-way through the rinse cycle, leaving my clothes soaked and still a bit soapy. I have better things to be spending my money on… although most of it is sitting in savings anyway, waiting for the spectre of the assessment that’s supposed to happen on my condo to actually materialize.

Just the other day I opened a money-market account at the suggestion of a helpful bank teller (who also scored a nice referral fee). It apparently has all the liquidity of a savings account (so long as I don’t withdraw more than 5 times a month, which is fine, seeing as I have yet to withdraw from that account even once), but with a rate that floats about a percentage point higher. I feel stupid for not knowing about this kind of thing already.

Dan.

An endearing habit

Saturday, December 6th, 2008

I normally take a shower every single morning, but every five years or so I get it in my head that I would really like a bath. Today was one of those days, in no small part because I was quite hung over and exhausted from a Friday night down at Unexpected doing Christmas Carol, Theatresports and heavy drinking (in that order).

As I crammed my just-average frame (I’m 5’9″) into a tub that could barely contain it I realized that whether it’s outdoor (entirely possible) or indoor (not unless I win the lottery or marry a duchess or something) I want my next home to be capable of sporting a jacuzzi or some other form of hot-tub. It would see a lot of use.

We had an informational meeting on the assessment my condo complex is supposed to be levying for repairs to its exterior. The vote only passed on the stipulation that 15-year group financing was secured, which so far the board has been unable to obtain. They still think they will be able to, but I am pretty sceptical. I wish I had more confidence in the people who want to invest my entire life’s savings.

I read America’s Finest News Source every day, and I’ve been amused lately by a little running gag they’ve had since shortly after the election, featuring still-president Bush in a number of separate, unrelated slapstick news briefs of the National Lampoon variety – individually unremarkable but to an avid reader like myself just what the doctor ordered:

Wahaha.

Speaking of high-brow humour, A(n Improvised) Christmas Carol was reviewed by Seattle’s Child Magazine, and I received specific kudos on my nose-picking. I’ve had that audience suggestion for “an endearing habit” a couple of times now, and it’s uniformly a big hit with everyone, to the point where I’ve actually had audience members come up to me after the show and tell me what an incredibly brilliant improviser they thought I was because of it. I never imagined my success in the world of theatre would boil down to my ability to commit to picking my nose. I’m trying to see it as a positive thing, but it does shine a somewhat disquieting light on all the years I’ve spent studying and honing my craft.

The show is going well enough, though, and I’ve made arrangements to celebrate my birthday down at the theatre. There is an open Evite online (in case I missed you!) and you can even get discount tickets to both Christmas Carol and/or Theatresports (both of which I will be playing in that evening). Or you can just come and hang out at the bar afterward. I feel badly that I’m not available to have a proper, separate party, but my love of UP and my friends there runs deep, and I wouldn’t trade them for anything.

Except perhaps an indoor jacuzzi… one of those really nice ones.

Dan.

Brandishing their pitchforks

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

So last night we had a follow-up condo meeting to the failed vote on our assessment a month ago. We revoted on essentially the same package with some minor modifications (for example, it’s now conditional on 15-year funding being acquired for those that need it). It passed this time with 61% approval… not exactly a landslide, but I’m glad the board isn’t trying to proceed with just a marginal majority either.

The board has really screwed the pooch on the management of this, in my opinion, and they are lucky to have passed it on a second go-round. It’s not that the plan is a bad one – it’s solid enough, even if I think we could have gone with some less-expensive options to placate the people who are really going to be struggling with it – it’s just the public relations from the board and the management company to the homeowners have been absolutely abysmal, to the point where people before the meeting were practically brandishing their pitchforks in full lynch mode.

In the end, though, enough people saw that it was the right thing to do to vote it ahead… now all the board needs to do is find a bank willing to negotiate 15-year term loans for the people that need them and settle a few final terms of the contract (they’ve been given a 3% leeway for increases since the previous bid expired). Once that happens, I can officially be poor… as Roseanne said when they shut the power off to her house, “well, middle class was fun”.

Of course, the intent behind this is to protect our investments and recover the value of the assessment in renewed appreciation on our homes, but as I said before, it’s still a mighty bitter pill to have to swallow.

In other news, it seems I will be playing Bob Cratchit as well as any number of other auxillary characters for the entire run of Unexpected’s Improvised Christmas Carol, opening toward the end of this month and running through December. I’ve already contacted my dialect-coach friend and in exchange for a nice dinner she plans on helping me master a rudimentary (and most likely comically exagerrated) cockney. So I’ve got rehearsals for that, and I’m also going to Austin all next week with the improv entourage, so while things aren’t quite like they were during tech week for Rocky, they are busy as usual.

Dan.