Posts Tagged ‘storytime’

Izzy

Monday, December 21st, 2009

Today I received news of the passing of Izzy, the cat I spent my teenage years growing up with. He made it to seventeen years old, and we first got him when I was thirteen, shortly after the death of Sundance. I decided in my bereft innocence that I wanted a replacement that looked just like him, and thus Izzy was chosen for his similar orange and white complexion.

Izzy turned out to be very little like Sundance. From kittenhood he was the grumpiest cat I’ve known, fiercely independent, extremely defensive and only ever playing or showing love on his own terms. He would attack frequently and heaven help you if you tried cradling him upside down (or holding him at all for more than brief periods of time). He was always such an old curmudgeon, and it was unusual that his body had to grow into his personality.

He was never the smartest cat, either. He used to charge at the other cat he saw in the mirror, for instance. It would sound like the galloping of a tiny horse as he got up speed and rammed that other cat with his head, causing the mirror to reverberate throughout the entire house. I think he grew out of that behaviour after a year or so, but I liked to joke that the damage was done by that point.

He was an indoor cat, and hated it. My parents used to tell me that indoor cats grew disinterested with the outside world, but I knew that was never the case for Izzy. He would constantly make mad dashes for freedom whenever a door was left open or if he felt he could claw his way through a screen (which he managed several times). Being the less-brainy type I described, though, he would always stop at the first flower he encountered in order to sniff it, giving us ample opportunity to retrieve him. There were only a few times he ever made it out unnoticed for any significant period of time, and he never went far. One evening he got out and the next morning my parents found him chasing after a terrified neighbourhood cat across our backyard.

We used to try taking him to my parents’ cottage, and that never went well: two hours of him sitting in his cat-carrier, meowing plaintively the entire trip. A lesser cat would have tired out or just given up five or ten minutes into the trip, but he would never stop for the entire two hour journey, constantly changing up his voice and pattern so we had no chance to grow accustomed to it.

He loved being at the cottage, though, exploring its nooks and crannies, and it was one of the places he would be most affectionate. I slept in the top half of a bunk-bed, and he would spend about ten minutes trying to figure out how to climb the ladder unsuccessfully until I finally helped him up, and he would sleep in the bed with me.

One story I like to tell is how I was napping on the couch at the cottage one time, when he suddenly jumped up on my chest and started nuzzling me. I was surprised by the unusual affection he was showing as I pulled myself out of my sleepy haze. I wrenched my eyes open only to have my gaze returned by a wide-eyed, terrified rodent that was barely centimetres from my face. Naturally I screamed like a little girl as my skeleton tried to leap outside the rest of my body, sending the two of them careening across the room. My dad heard this from the balcony where he was reading the newspaper, and as he opened the screen door all we heard was a furious galloping noise, and all we saw was a dark blur as the rodent darted out onto the porch and to freedom. My dad managed to slam the screen door shut just in the way of the cat that was hurtling after it in pursuit, separating the two.

After I went away to university I saw him a lot less, and my allergies made it difficult to spend huge amounts of time with him. He eventually moved in with my aunt, who took excellent care of him, and in his later years discovered other quirky things about him (such as one of his favourite foods being corn on the cob). I like to think he calmed down a lot in his elder years, although every time I visited he would be curmudgeonly as ever.

The last few months he apparently was having a harder time of things. My aunt had to feed him with a syringe and inject him with medications regularly. He seemed to improve recently and was even eating and enjoying food on his own, when he was hit with some kind of clot-related affliction that left him terribly weak and upset (my aunt thinks it was a stroke, but the vet isn’t sure). There was no reasonable choice other than to put him down and end his suffering at that point. I was woken up by the call from my parents this morning, and got the chance to talk to my aunt about it a little later on. It took a few hours for it to sink for me and I’ve been going back and forth between being shell-shocked and morose.

We are going to have him cremated, and bury his ashes up at the cottage, same as we did for Sundance over seventeen years ago. I like to think it’s where he would have chosen, if he could.

I knew about his declining health, and that it was unlikely I would get to see him before he died. I had still hoped he might make it through until March or so, when I have a wedding to attend on the east coast and might have been able to do a brief layover to see him in Toronto. I suppose it wasn’t meant to be, though. I am sad to have missed a final opportunity to see him, but seventeen years is a long life for any cat, and his was a good one, filled with people that loved and took care of him.

The brief time I visited back in 2008 and got to see him at the cottage, he chose this spot underneath an island table in the kitchen as the best location to keep an eye on foot traffic:

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… of course, his vigilance had its limits.

So long, Izzy. I will miss you.

Dan.

Weirding out any number of patrons

Saturday, September 12th, 2009

This has been an unlucky week for my wallet. I accidentally knocked off my driver’s side-view-mirror, which will probably cost me $300-400 to replace, and received two $38 parking tickets (one which I didn’t realize I had been in error and am paying uncontested; the other I disagree with and am fighting). Then I was at the Apple store because my DVD drive has been on the fritz… they informed me to my surprise that my AppleCare hadn’t expired and they would replace it for free. Just as I was thinking to myself “hooray, I’ve probably saved about two hundred bucks”, I lost my grip on my phone and in less than a second its face shattered on the floor (their stone tiling was apparently more rugged than the InvisibleSHIELD cover it wore). A replacement cost me two hundred bucks. Then I made it home and found a ticket in my mail from a red light camera that depicts me doing a rolling right turn… $124 if I decide to pay it, although I think I may fight it. All in all one of the most unintentionally expensive weeks I’ve had… I can afford it, but I can’t afford too many more weeks like it. It feels like the world is nickel-and-dimeing me to death… I’m trying to avoid spending excessively but it’s hard.

In that vein, I just ordered a wall mount for my television, something I’ve been thinking of getting for quite a while and was on sale for only $26 (so how could I resist?). I’m a little nervous because these things need to be properly secured to a stud, and I’ve never been too trusting of my stud finder. So I may have to spend more money on a better stud finder as well. Sigh.

The creation myth of how I got my hair style is short but interesting if you’re one of the many legions of fans I like to believe I have. I’ve always hated my hair since I was old enough to care about what girls thought of me… if I let it behave naturally it parts in a way that makes me look like I’m in third grade. In high school I tried gelling it back but didn’t really know what I was doing and it just made it look stupid. In university I wound up giving up entirely and shaved my head for several years (I was repeatedly told I had a “good head” for shaving). I eventually let it grow back out again and returned to gelling it back, but never liked it.

Then shortly after I moved to New York City, I found myself commuting home on the subway one day when I saw someone with hair straight forward but gelled up to be spiky in the front, and thought to myself, “hey, I could do that with my hair.” So I proceeded to stare intently at the top of his head for the entire half-hour subway ride, burning the image into my brain and quite possibly weirding out any number of patrons. The next morning I whipped out some gel and attempted to sculpt what I remembered. To my surprise it worked and – in my humble opinion – actually looked good on me. I’ve since worn it or variants of it depending on the length of my hair, and been pretty content with it.

I’m right now at the length where I would normally chop it back down again, but on the recommendations of some ladies I trust I’ve been piloting out something new, which is letting my hair grow long and just flop forward without any gel. I must confess I’m not very comfortable with it… it seems dumb-looking to me, but I’ve already had a few compliments, so I’m giving it a shot. I don’t know if I have the willpower to stick it out, though. Change is so very scary.

We had our first couple of rehearsals for Cannibal this week. It looks like it’s going to be fun, but it’s hard to get past what a deliberately dumb show it is. Our rehearsal period is very short – we only have twelve on the schedule, and just about everyone except myself is going to be absent from a bunch of them – so I just hope we don’t wind up turning the quality of the script into an excuse for the quality of our performance. It’s far too soon for me to be making any assumptions there, though.

In the world of improv, it seems I can’t get cast in a Theatresports show lately. Granted my schedule hasn’t been as open as usual and there have apparently been a lot of teams calling in (which is the preferred route to getting cast), but I still feel a bit slighted. Both last night and tonight I did the 8:30 show, though, which is just short form with the new apprentices to the company, and they were both a lot of fun, and the apprentices are a very solid bunch. It’s amazing how much I miss doing improv after being absent only for a while.

After a week of cool, damp and thoroughly mediocre weather today was a beautifully hot and sunny Saturday. The meteorologists are calling it “summer’s last hurrah”. If I had faith in higher powers I would think they used this week to set us up to appreciate it. One of my more enterprising friends thought to have a barbecue at the Golden Gardens beach, and while I could only attend for about an hour it was a good time and a chance to get caught up with some old friends from Griptonite. I miss those folks, and I will miss summer.

Dan.

Giving my feet a rest

Saturday, July 4th, 2009

Happy America Day, everyone! Canada Day was just a few days ago, and I celebrated in style, as I am wont to do.

Work is now in that “hurry up and wait” phase of the project where I’m spending considerable time idling followed by sudden bursts of furious work at inconvenient hours. It’s better than the constant crunch I was dealing with before, but I’m still generally getting home from work much later than I’d prefer. I’ll be glad when the app is delivered to Apple and is out of our hands, which should be in just a few days now (fingers crossed).

It was unclear whether yesterday (July 3rd) would be a holiday for us, because on the one hand we’re theoretically at our most critically urgent phase, and on the other hand there really isn’t much to do unless there’s a fire to put out. It wound up being a bit of both for me: I fielded some problems at home, but mostly took it easy.

Yesterday was also Zombie Walk, an event where they were attempting to set a world record for the largest flash mob of zombies. I knew a lot of people who were attending but wasn’t planning on going myself; the effort required between costuming, makeup and time devoted to the event was just too demanding, and I was really looking forward to the day off. Besides which, the event took place quite literally around the corner from my work office, and I knew from experience how tough it was to find parking anywhere in the Fremont area whenever there was any sort of parade, street fair or other type of event.

As it turned out, though, between pressure from my friends to attend and a last-minute change in the project I couldn’t make from home, it wound up being a fairly good opportunity to kill two birds with one stone. So I carpooled with them, and they dropped me off at work while they went to go and get made up as zombies.

When I met back up with them we walked about fifteen minutes back to my office, where the registration line for the Zombie Walk had already grown and extended around the block. I walked with the three of them as they calmly cut past the line, crossed under the yellow tape into the main lot and told the staff there they were ready to get to work.

I did something of a double-take, as I had not realized my friends were part of the event staff and that I had inadvertently signed on as a volunteer. I stood there slackjawed as we were handed badges and orange traffic-marshalling vests, and two-sided signs that could be used to direct zombies (“stop” and “slow”).

The next hour or so was spent in mixed ways. The time of the event hadn’t been properly advertised, and one of my friends needed to get things from the car which was parked a fifteen-minute walk away, so she and I had to speedwalk it over there and back, lugging with us zombie makeup, picnic items and folding chairs for the outdoor showing of Shaun of the Dead that was going to follow the walk.

I should mention at this point that it was hot out. Extremely sunny and extremely hot. And I was wearing two layers of tattered zombie clothing with a large plastic prosthetic against my chest that didn’t exactly breathe. I was not doing so well.

When we got back I was given a very quick zombie makeup job, and our jobs were explained to us in a highly abstract and unspecific fashion. I had no clue what was expected of me and was extremely nervous. It wasn’t until the zombie hordes actually got to walking (led by a guy dangling a brain from a stick he was carrying) that I started to get some idea of what I should be doing to help keep it moving safely and efficiently.

We were about four blocks from having completed the tour and returning to the starting point when one of the main organizers suddenly ran up to me and said “I need you to go lead the next wave, NOW.”

Okay,” I repsonded, eyes wide and positively betraying that I had no clue what I was even doing there let alone how one is meant to take charge of a several-hundred-person zombie horde, and I ran as fast as I could through the relentless heat up and over the four blocks it took to get to the starting point.

Over the next hour or so I twice led a swarm of zombies around Fremont, armed only with my orange vest and cardobard sign, doing what I think was an admirable job from the absolutely no training that I’d received. There were some difficulties and blatant errors in judgment I made regarding which intersections to cross and when, but it could have gone worse I suppose.

We stayed and watched the movie afterward, and heard the announcement that there had been nearly four thousand zombies registered (earning us the world record by a slim margin).

All in all, my day off wound up being consumed with about eight hours of zombie madness, many of which were spent walking all around Fremont in the hot sun. My feet ache like hell today, and soon I will be embarking on another walk of about 25 minutes from my work to a friend who has a houseboat on Lake Union, right near Gas Works Park where the fourth-of-July fireworks will be exploding from.

It will be an awesome party, but I look forward to giving my feet a rest in the coming weeks.

Dan.