Posts Tagged ‘things that annoy’

The puppet and the puppeteer

Friday, June 19th, 2009

In improv we sometimes talk about the puppet and the puppeteer, where the puppet is the character you’re playing on stage, alive and in the moment, and the puppeteer is the actor part of your brain, subtly pulling the strings from up above the scene, where you have a broader view of the story and where it’s going, its characters and relationships. This concept has translated pretty much directly for me to scripted work… one director I worked with was fond of the expression “do that thinking actor thing”, and that’s worked its way into my own vernacular.

Tonight’s performance of Fiddler was probably the worst I’ve had so far in the run. Other than borking the end of my song (something I’ve managed not to do since preview night), both the puppet and the puppeteer were completely on the fritz. My reactions all felt forced and insincere, and most of them came either a moment early or late… I even caught myself telegraphing, something I almost never do. Buh.

We’ve got two more performances, tomorrow and Sunday. I’m going to be working tomorrow as well, as we are in mega-crunch mode on my project. They’ve blocked off traffic on the street on my office, though, as there is a Solstice Parade with naked bicyclists who will be going through there. Should be interesting to try to get stuff done.

All this week has been the International Festival at Unexpected Productions. Between work and theatre I haven’t been able to attend, but I made it out last Sunday to the opening night barbecue, which was really interesting as it took place at a legitimate mansion, the kind I had no idea existed in Seattle.

The story behind it is that a divorced couple haven’t been able to sell it for the past two years or so, and about ten friends who are part of an improv/film ensemble found it on Craigslist and decided to rent it at about $6 thousand a month. The place is an incredible tribute to excess, boasting such features as a swimming pool/jaccuzzi with a retractable roof, a giant koi pond, a movie-theatre style projector screening room, a whole roof patio, a full second floor bar/lounge with a grand piano, an incredible ivy-covered gazebo, a walk-in wine cellar, a full-sized kids’ climbing playground with swings and slides, an outdoor pizza oven, and a barbecue that’s so large it has a fridge inside it. I felt like I was in an episode of Entourage.

Probably the best feature, though, is that it’s directly overlooking Puget Sound, with a view of the water from every level that’s worth a million dollars on its own.

I spent most of the evening flipping burgers for people, as I was incredibly hungry when I got there and it seemed if I didn’t then there would be no food for anyone. It was still a great time.

I will be very glad when my project at work wraps. It’s been late nights every night this week; yesterday I didn’t get home until close to midnight. It doesn’t help that there are all sorts of traffic conundrums, such as the 520 bridge opening last night (something that’s never happened to me before), stalling me from getting home for about an additional 20 minutes. The bridge is closed all weekend so I’m going to have to detour around the lake, not to mention the parade and the naked cyclists.

A breather will be welcome…

Dan.

A bevy and a boatload

Saturday, February 28th, 2009

It’s after 2:30 in the morning and I just got home from Theatresports a little while ago. I’m physically tired but not quite mentally ready to go to sleep yet, so I figure I may as well update this thing.

Theatresports was thoroughly fun tonight, if unremarkable. That is to say, I don’t think our team hit any of our scenes out of the park, but I think we did some respectable scenework and gave the audience an enjoyable show. I felt good about most of the stuff I did, as I’ve been feeling about my improv in general lately… I think my scenework as a whole has been improving and even when I’m not being clever or funny I’m managing to listen more, be more sincere and vulnerable and generally do a better job of figuring out what the needs of the story are. It didn’t hurt that in many of my scenes I was partnered with a mega-veteran from planet awesome, and I felt like she and I were syncing our characters up well for the most part.

Our final scene of the evening was a narrated ballet, something I have no legitimate business being a part of, but as it was a reenactment of a first date and I was the only guy on our team there was no real way around my being heavily involved in it. (Of course, the girl playing opposite me had an entire lifetime of dance training, and even received genuine applause for her first scene, something which rarely happens in this style of improv.) I know I didn’t do anything remotely believable as ballet but I’m pleased with myself that I didn’t wimp or cop out by attempting a parody of the form, but rather gave it my all and sold my notion of a ballet as best I could. I was exhausted and sweaty by the end of it and will probably be sore in the morning, but at least the audience got something committed rather than an excuse.

This is all on the heels of the Seattle Festival of Improv last weekend, which was a great time but one in which I totally overexerted myself. Friday was the Master Class with improv gurus (and stars of the legendary form Bassprov) Joe Bill and Mark Sutton, and while the 20 or so of us in the class didn’t get more than a few minutes each to perform I managed to get one of the few kudos notes given for one of my scenes, which felt really good. I either performed in or saw shows at three different places that evening, and then stayed out at the party until after 3 AM, so I was completely wrecked for the classes Saturday morning… I’m still glad I took them, though.

The morning class was on improv “special effects” and there was just a bevy and a boatload of useful little techniques to take away from that one. In the afternoon I had another class with Joe Bill and although it was a bit echoing of the Master Class I like that I’m always challegend by those guys. I showed up to help out with tech for the evening shows at the theatre but it turns out I wasn’t really needed in any significant way, and I was exhausted and as a result feeling kind of cranky for being in that situation. So I missed the party that evening and also the Dust Up on Sunday, but it’s probably for the best I stayed in and recuperated.

In other news, Bank of America “upgraded” my credit card this past week to a “Visa Signature” card, which is basically the same as the card I had but with some esoteric rich-person features I’m positive I will never use, and a hidden credit limit instead of the nicely explicit one I had before. They called me after I went some time without activating it, and although I’ve ultimately decided to keep it I was pretty miffed that I couldn’t persuade them to just issue me another Platinum card, as this isn’t the first time a bank has decided to upgrade my card without my approval. Last time was Citibank and they tried to sandbag me with an annual fee, which I was having none of and canceled the card. This wasn’t worth the trouble of me canceling it… but I really wish the banks would stop doing things clearly in their own interests without my consent and wrapping it in the guise of doing me a favour.

The iPhone game I’ve been working on is getting very close to being ready for release. I still need to implement the tutorial, finish the front-end menus and add some sound and bonus/unlockable content and general polish, but the finish line is in sight. I’ve been having more difficulty than I expected getting reliable people I know to play-test it… if you’re interested, please shoot me an e-mail.

Nearly an hour later and I think I’m finally ready for bed. So that’s all for now…

Dan.

Germinating well

Monday, February 16th, 2009

My casual game has been germinating well. It’s about ready for playtesting, so if anyone’s interested then send me your iPhone’s serial number (it’s in iTunes on the iPhone’s summary screen when you plug it in), and I’ll send you a build. It’s a tile-based word game, in the same vein as Scrabble, but faster-paced and more twitchy. I think it’s turning out to be pretty fun!

One of the downsides is that it’s requiring more art than I’d initially planned, which means I’m spending a lot of time in Photoshop just trying to draw things that are remotely passable as squirrels, alligators and spiders. Not easy when I’m so used to working with professional video-game artists.

This weekend is the Seattle Festival of Improv, and I’ll be taking a few workshops there, as well as hopefully checking out some of the shows.

My network hard drive broke. For the most part I was only using it for backup purposes, but I’m not 100% sure of what’s on there. I may crack it open and see if I can’t salvage its contents somehow. Still… annoying.

Not much else going on at the moment… more news when it happens!

Dan.

Drinks and stories from our youths

Sunday, January 25th, 2009

If I’m understanding the reports on the iTunes  developer website correctly (and it’s entirely possible I’m not), iProv has been downloaded nearly 1,000 times in the 5 days since its release. Primarily in the U.S., but also Canada and the rest of the world as well, including (more surprisingly) many non-English speaking countries. Not bad for an application with a very narrow audience… especially since it doesn’t show up in any lists on iTunes that I’ve seen, so unless you’re searching specifically for it, you won’t find it. I’ve spread the word in a couple online improv communities but I wasn’t expecting it to reach a tenth of that many people, especially in its first week. I just wish I could find out more about the folks who’ve been downloading it.

My attempts to get my washer repaired have been frustrating. I called a company on Thursday, and after spending several minutes setting up an appointment they informed me they couldn’t work on a washer that had a dryer stacked on top of it. So I canceled the appointment, called another company and was grateful when they told me that they would be able to send someone out later the same day, they would call to set up the appointment and the stacked washer/dryer wasn’t a problem.

Only, I never heard back from them. So I hit redial on my phone the next day and called them back to find out what had happened. After much confusion they said they had me in their records, but that I had canceled because of the stacked unit problem. Realizing I must have accidentally dialed the first company instead of the second, I apologized profusely and dialed the other number in my phone, which after another bout of confusion I realized had taken me to the exact same company.

After some furious scouring on the Internet to try and figure out just who I’d been calling the other day, I realized that there were multiple listings of companies with different names and phone numbers but all operating out of the same address, and they were actually aliases for a single company. So what had in fact happened the previous day was that I had phoned the same company twice on two different numbers, with two completely different results. It just seemed they had conveniently forgotten about the second time.

I’ve since made an appointment for Tuesday with what I’ve confirmed is an entirely different company that says they can handle the stacked washer/dryer. Hopefully there won’t be more surprises… I need to do laundry.

I had some friends over last night and amidst a few too many drinks and stories from our youths, I became acutely aware of how much events that are much more significant to us as children than they are to the grown-ups around us can stick with us and affect who we are as adults. Their stories triggered me to tell a story I’d never told anyone before, not because I was embarrassed by it so much as it had never seemed important or interesting enough to tell. I actually surprised myself that I had never told it to anyone before, though, and was in fact so surprised that I want to retell it here before I forget about it again.

Read more tales of awkwardness…

Dan.

Virtual shelves

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

My first application that I’ve written for the iPhone has hit virtual shelves! Say hello to iProv, a handy reference tool for improvisers that catalogues and displays over 250 improv games and handles, organizes them by tags, lets you search, track your recently-viewed and favourites, etc. and even choose a random entry by shaking the iPhone!

I wrote it as a feet-getting-wet project for the iPhone, which is part of the reason it’s free (the other main reason being that it’s based on free material). In addition to writing the program itself, I’ve set up (and most significantly, written documentation for) an infrastructure to allow the improv community to help collaborate on the program’s contents, and that’s over at http://iprov.sourceforge.net.

If you own an iPhone, please check it out even if you aren’t an improviser, as I’d appreciate both the stats on the iTunes website and the feedback from you.

Otherwise, life plods along, with a couple minor detours. I’ve been having trouble sleeping, which wasn’t helped one night when I was called at 4 AM to liberate an intoxicated friend from the police station (I was sleepy and there was a ton of reverb where he was calling from, so when he first called I thought it was from beyond the grave). It was a DUI and thankfully nobody was hurt, but it’s the first time I’ve ever been called into that sort of service so that seemed noteworthy. I also went to a cool fundraiser/cocktail party for a friend’s dance troupe… I normally find any sort of dancing pretty intimidating so it wasn’t until the bar had received a significant donation from me that I would even consider sharing the floor with the room full of “professionals”.

I’m annoyed by things that are breaking in my world. Ever since the chains on my tires snapped during the recent snowpocalypse, my right-front tire has been making a quiet grinding noise against a piece of metal that won’t stay put. I’ll get it looked at the next time I’m in for service, but for now it’s just troublesome. And now my washer has apparently broken… it quits half-way through the rinse cycle, leaving my clothes soaked and still a bit soapy. I have better things to be spending my money on… although most of it is sitting in savings anyway, waiting for the spectre of the assessment that’s supposed to happen on my condo to actually materialize.

Just the other day I opened a money-market account at the suggestion of a helpful bank teller (who also scored a nice referral fee). It apparently has all the liquidity of a savings account (so long as I don’t withdraw more than 5 times a month, which is fine, seeing as I have yet to withdraw from that account even once), but with a rate that floats about a percentage point higher. I feel stupid for not knowing about this kind of thing already.

Dan.