Posts Tagged ‘toys’

Mucking about

Saturday, January 29th, 2011

Last weekend I had my car broken into for the second time in four months. Sometime between midnight and 1:30 AM, down on Alaskan Way by Unexpected Production’s theatre, someone smashed the driver’s window and ransacked every car along the row. I know better than to keep anything of value in my car… in fact, the only things they stole were an old computer and networking equipment that I had been meaning to take to the recycling centre for months.

That’s small comfort, though, when it’s 2 AM and you’re sitting on a pillow to keep the shards of glass from cutting into your rear, with the cold wind whipping at your face the entire time.

I called the same auto glass company as last time. The guy they sent did a much shoddier job than the previous one… I wound up having to spend about ten minutes with his vacuum picking up the shards of glass he plainly missed. Unlike the last time, though, a dent was left in the frame of my car door, which the auto-glass guy identified as being something that should be fixed or else it would cause trouble for the window. That’s going to set me back another $250, putting me well above my insurance deductible but not enough to make a claim for it worthwhile, unfortunately.

It hurts that this happens to me when I go to Theatresports, as that’s a hugely important and rewarding part of my life and I hate having such negative experiences associated with it.

In nerdier news, I’ve spent well over a year now exploring options for improving my household’s TV-watching options. Having a DVR in the living room is great but it’s inconvenient not being able to watch any of the programs in the bedroom. The cost of equipping the bedroom with a similar DVR and going HD with it would be quite expensive, but even if I went that route the two DVRs wouldn’t be able to share their content. I’ve explored some alternatives including TiVo and Moxi, but all of them are deficient in ways that makes it hard for me to justify the additional cost. So in the end what I’ve done is purchased the equipment to build my own Home Theatre PC, a custom computer that will both act as a DVR and be remotely accessible from the bedroom over the network, such that the bedroom will be able to watch both live TV and share the DVR with the living room without an actual cable connection being present.

All in all it’s an expensive project costing me upwards of $1,000 in equipment, but as a result I will be able to significantly lower the monthly cost of my cable bill since there will be only one incoming connection that the entire condo feeds off of. And the best part of this home-brewn solution is that I will get the best customization options available to me, with a state-of-the-art interface that doesn’t do things like spit ads from Comcast at me when I do things like use the onscreen guide.

At least, that’s what I hope. It’s all based on Microsoft’s Windows Media Center software, and it’s been extremely difficult to dredge any solid reviews of it up from the Internet that cover the entire span of use cases I intend to put it through. I’ve asked on Internet forums and received some helpful responses, but not a lot that really answers all of my usability questions. I don’t know anyone with a similar system that I can examine for myself, and even the brand new Microsoft Store that just opened up in Bellevue Square doesn’t have a demo of it running. So I’ve been spending months and months hemming and hawing, not wanting to commit to the investment without some way of knowing it will do what I want it to. But I ultimately realized that evidence was never going to present itself and I would need to take a leap of faith if I wanted to make it happen… so I did so, and ordered all the parts this past week. It will be the first computer I’ve ever assembled, although I have done plenty of upgrades in the past that required similar mucking about in the internal hardware. I intend to document the process and the result, and it should be interesting.

Dan.

Materialistic things

Saturday, October 2nd, 2010

Life has been hectic. My car got broken into two Saturdays ago while I was at Theatresports, the front passenger window smashed. It was rotten timing because it was raining and I had two guests I had to drop off in addition to Elizabeth, so all three had to cram into the back seat (since the front was covered in shattered glass) and we all had to deal with the rain coming in.

I always take care to make sure there’s nothing visible in my car that can even be remotely construed as worth stealing, and sure enough it didn’t even seem like anything got stolen, until we discovered that my $2 phone charger was missing (and not the $10 bottle of Excedrin or anything else of even marginal value)… the working theory now is that they saw the line running to my stereo and didn’t see where it ended, and imagined there might have been an iPod or something similar tucked away at the other end. In which case, lesson learned… but what scares me is that this was a truly random incident, one which I had no hope of preventing. It’s hard not to feel violated, since the cost of replacing the window doesn’t come anywhere near my insurance deductible, so the only thing you can do is drop the $300 or so on a replacement.

(I will mention, though, that it pays to call around. The first autoglass place I called said they couldn’t get any replacement windows for a car as new as mine, and that I would have to go to the dealership. The dealership near me quoted me over $400… but when I called a different dealership, they referred me to a different autoglass place that had no trouble getting the window, and came all the way from Tacoma in their van, right to my condo to do the replacement on-site, for nearly $150 less.)

In the same vein of window-trouble, I was recently having trouble with my glasses… I was having blurred vision, especially in the evenings. I kept thinking my glasses were unclean, and would obsessively clean them, only to still find my vision blurred. I suddenly got worried that perhaps the problem was with my eyes and not the glasses themselves. I booked an appointment at the optometrist as early as I could, and she (thankfully) found nothing wrong with my eyes, and discovered that the protective coating on my lenses had fragmented in a kind of a lattice pattern. She sent them to the lab to be serviced under warrantee, and so I’ve been wearing an old pair for the past week or so. I just recently got them back and them seem improved for the most part, although I still have trouble focusing my right eye in certain directions, which I think may just be a problem with the lens that I’m stuck with. Every day I give more consideration to the surgery…

It’s been an eventful couple of weeks for materialistic things. My new barbecue finally arrived, and after much frustration I have it almost entirely put together. I couldn’t assemble the side burner, though, as the valve was extremely tough to get positioned correctly and I wound up breaking the casing on it and disconnecting a couple of wires. So I attempted to contact the warrantee company and in spite of the initial setback of being given an out-of-date website and phone number I was eventually able to reach them, and they were very obliging about sending me replacement parts that should arrive in the next week or two.

The grill itself is quite sharp-looking, but heats up a lot slower than my previous one did. Here’s how it looks:

New Barbecue

Also, the company that installed my blinds sent another guy out to finish the job installing a skylight blind on my largest atrium window. It was a very custom and complicated job as the angled blinds are usually vertical, but my window is too wide for any vertically-closing blind to work. So I came up with the (rather clever, in my opinion) idea of using a horizontally-closing blind instead. It very nearly didn’t work, as the blind was drooping out of its track, and I was coming to terms with the idea that I simply wasn’t going to be able to get coverage of that window. But they finally tightened it sufficiently to get it working, and it actually looks pretty decent:

New Blinds

I finally got my hands on some photos from And Then There Were None. They are quite excellent, and I’ve added them to my album. Here are a few selections:

grabbing_vera rogers_point bitter_couch

Cannibal opened yesterday, and we are already having a lot of fun with it. It’s pretty much the same show as last year, with a few new faces and a couple of new jokes to boot.Be sure to come see it, especially if you missed last year’s production. I finally got my hands on a DVD from last year and it is a shpadoinkle show!

Dan.

That extended family

Saturday, September 18th, 2010

It’s Yom Kippur, and my more-traditional-than-religious day of atonement shall soon conclude with an extremely welcome breaking of the fast.

I spent most of the day driving around looking at barbecues, perhaps in the desperate hope that I might emerge with one I could break my Yom Kippur fast with tonight? At the end of it all I conceded defeat and accepted that I’m simply not going to get a reasonable price on a grill with an infrared rotisserie burner. So I’ve gone ahead and ordered a Nexgrill from Costco, which at $500 has extremely spotty reviews and lots of complaints regarding the quality of the parts, but that’s the same stark reality for all grills in my price range. The only other eligible candidates were similarly overpriced at Sears and Home Depot, with similarly problematic reviews and issues. At least this one has free delivery, and comes with the rotisserie kit (which I would have had to purchase separately for just about any other barbecue) and a grill cover, which are decent consolation prizes. Plus it will take at least a week or two to deliver, so if by some miracle I find something else I’d rather have before then I can just refuse delivery on this one.

Rehearsals for Cannibal are in full sway, and I am looking forward to getting the show mounted again. It was almost like returning to summer camp, seeing everyone for the first time in the same room in that same context since almost a year had gone by. I think we’re all a bit surprised by how much we have to relearn, not even considering that we’ve replaced two cast members and have had to make some alternate orchestral arrangements. We only have about a dozen rehearsals… I am excited to be playing recorder again, and will even be in an additional song since we no longer have a flute player, but I’m rather slow at learning music, so it’s going to be a lot of work.

Sunday rehearsals are an interesting dilemma for me, because on the one hand it’s costing me roughly 15 bucks to park near the market every weekend, which I find really frustrating (especially for a show I’m not getting paid to do), but on the other hand it’s also pretty much the only time all year that I am down at Pike Place Market during the business hours of the I Love New York Deli, which is the closest to authentic Jewish food I’ve encountered in my five years out here, and just about the best matzah ball soup I’ve had anywhere that wasn’t home. So it’s a bit of a love-hate thing for me.

One nice thing about the Sunday rehearsals is that it makes it very opportune for me to perform in the Sunday improv shows that we do at Unexpected, which take place an hour after our Cannibal rehearsals conclude. These are typically much smaller shows and less well-attended, but can be a great opportunity to just play and take risks without the same stigma as regular Theatresports. I used to perform in them a lot, but not so much lately as it’s just too far out of my way for a Sunday evening. It’s nice to be able to do them again, and it means that both this past weekend as well as this one I’ve been doing improv there three consecutive nights a week. Unexpected really has become a home away from home for me, a sentiment I know a lot of the ensemble members share, and it’s nice having that extended family.

That’s all for now!

Dan.

Unmistakably different animals

Sunday, January 31st, 2010

My team fell a few points short of the challengers this weekend, so our run was short-lived. It was still a fairly solid show on the whole… I don’t think I showcased my best work but I did a decent job and had a fun time doing it.

I had a moment of weakness a while ago and purchased a stick-on decal for my laptop. I’m not normally the kind of person who abides this kind of thing, but I simply couldn’t resist the idea of having Yoshi eating the apple in the middle of my Macbook Pro:

Yoshi Laptop

The construction continues on my condo; my building is now fully naked of its siding and wrapped in clear plastic. I was supposed to move my barbecue out of their way a while ago, but was unable to because I had lost the key to the cable I’ve used to secure it to the patio. They offered to cut the padlock for me and finally got around to doing so, and today I went to put the barbecue into my storage locker. I hadn’t been to my storage space in at least a year, and was shocked to discover that someone had apparently attempted to break into it. I don’t think they succeeded as the lock is still in place, but the metal hinge it’s on is all mangled from someone attempting to break it off. Unfortunately, their tampering deformed the hinge in such a way that I can no longer open the door, even after removing the lock. I tried using a couple of tools to bend it back close enough to its original shape that I might be able to open it again, but I think short of grabbing a hammer and bashing it clean off the door it’s beyond my abilities. I’ve notified the property manager, though, and I expect they’ll take responsibility for repairing it. In the meantime I’ve had to leave the barbecue in the hallway with an apologetic note for those it winds up obstructing. Oh well.

Moving to the States from Canada gives you a lot of perspective. As countries around the world go it is nearly identical to our own, but the differences are still so very striking… I think about how in the species of dogs you can have two labradors that are more alike to each other than to any of the terriers, poodles, beagles, etc. and still be completely and unmistakably different animals.

The subtler cultural and regional differences notwithstanding, I thought I had a firm grasp on the superficial differences when it came to brands and products. No Shreddies, Rowntree-brand chocolates, ketchup chips, Harveys/Swiss Chalet, Tim Hortons or President’s Choice to name just a few. Well after more than five years of living abroad in the States, I finally discovered another: frozen yogurt.

It’s not like I go out for frozen yogurt very often. The few times I’ve gone, though, I’ve been surprised that the places I’ve ended up only had soft-serve machines with pre-mixed flavours in them. The experience I’m used to and that I’ve had my entire lifetime before moving to the United States is far more robust: they have a machine that they drop a bar of plain frozen yogurt and a cup of fresh fruit into, which then proceeds to pulverize, grind and mix the two together so that what comes out is a made-to-order flavoured frozen yogurt. It’s an evolutionary leap forward in terms of quality, as not only can you have any flavour you choose instead of just picking from whatever few they already have prepared in the soft-serve machines, but the fresh fruit ground in there tastes immeasurably better than the pre-blended stuff.

At first I thought I was just having trouble finding the right chain, as they have quite a few out here. I furiously Googled, thinking that somewhere nearby must offer the genuine confection I was craving and not merely some pale shadow of it, but it turns out that in these parts, soft-serve is simply what frozen yogurt is understood to be. I even found an article about a Yogen Früz that had opened in San Francisco, and this innovative, futuristic technique they had for blending custom-flavoured frozen yogurts (which has, of course, been the status quo my entire life).

I am beside myself, apoplectic with disbelief and sadness. I mean, these cro-magnons are thumping around trying to figure out which end of the spear sticks into the animal, while everyone else is tilling soil, raising cattle and sleeping on beds instead of cave floors. There’s nothing to be done about it… but next time I go to Canada, I’m definitely paying a visit to Dutch Dreams.

Dan.

Token male

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

Last week was kind of hectic. I got to have lunch with a couple of friends, which was nice, and perform in a couple of shows, which was also nice. On Thursday I went to see the preview of Tacoma Musical Playhouse‘s production of Rent, in part because it’s one of the few (and least expensive) opportunities I had to see it, but also because one of the leads (who was also the lead when I did Damn Yankees back there in 2007) was going to propose to his girlfriend (also a lead in the show) during the curtain call. There was a pretty respectable cross-section of people in the theatre community who came to see the event, and it was adorable to watch. I’m not personally close to either of them (I’ve only done one show with the guy and had never met his now-fiancée), but the theatre community is small and with at least half a dozen people on that stage whom I knew and far more in the audience, I think it felt like a family affair for everyone.

Friday’s SecondStory show was nothing remarkable, but Saturday was my first Theatresports performance since December and I was both anxious and excited to get back on that stage. I was on a team with one apprentice and two veterans, all three of whom were women (I was a bit disappointed we didn’t go with the team name “Token Male” one of them had proposed). It was a really fun combination of strong performers I don’t often get to play with, and when you are, in fact, the token male on the team it means you get to play just about every guy role that comes up. We ended the first half with a five-point deficit but managed to come back from it and win by three points, which means we’ll get to play again next weekend. We had a good audience and I felt like I had a pretty solid show overall, with the opportunity to do some respectable scenework, which is what usually concerns me the most when I’m in Theatresports, so that felt good.

I bit the bullet and finally joined Netflix over the weekend. Technically I started a month-long free trial but I know I lack the willpower to quit something like that once I start it, and at $9/month it doesn’t exactly break the bank. The catalyst was getting this fancy new Internet-enabled television that hooks directly up to your account and lets you stream movies and television shows directly over the Internet. You see, I know I’m not enough of a moviephile to ever make a traditional, mail-based Netflix account worth the money, and in fact am likely to find it more onerous than just renting DVDs from a retail shop because I will worry about whether I am watching them and sending them back soon and often enough in order to make it worth my investment.

The Internet streaming is something new and very cool, though. So far I’ve watched a few episodes of the first season of Weeds on it and am surprised by how good the quality is. You can tell it’s been compressed and every now and then it jumps a single frame or so (almost unnoticeable), but by and large it looks almost as good as an actual DVD and doesn’t stutter or stammer like I’d expected it would.

The downside is that while there are a lot of streamable titles on Netflix, only a small percentage of their total library is accessible through this feature. So I am still trapped with the DVD-by-mail conundrum, even more so as I now need to work to keep my DVD “queue” full, but many of the things I want to watch are available by streaming, so it takes a lot more browsing to find things to put in the mail queue.

Netflix apparently has a “friends” feature, so if you use Netflix you should befriend me and share your ideas for what I should watch!

Dan.