Posts Tagged ‘work’

The most juvenile sport

Saturday, July 11th, 2009

The party on the 4th with folks from Unexpected Productions was just about the most fun I’ve had in months. The weather was scorching hot and we were on one of the ensemble member’s houseboat, a modestly-sized bachelor pad parked at a marina right next to where the fireworks were to be on display.

I was one of the earlier arrivals as I had gone to work beforehand so I would be able to park in the vicinity. It was still a good 25 minute walk or so, and I was ready to hit the lake pretty much on arrival.

Turns out there was a boat across from us on the slip where a bunch of folks were having a blast harrassing the legion of tourist ducks that were creating almost constant traffic, entering and exiting the water from the boat ramp right next to us. We got into it, loading up waterguns, swimming up to the ducks and firing mercilessly at the passengers as the boats kept crossing by. The reactions were mixed, but most of them seemed to take it pretty well. Word got out we were doing it, though, and some of the drivers tried firing back at us with their own waterguns, while a few of the more boring ones lowered the window covers on their vehicles in an attempt to block us out entirely.

It was about the most juvenile sport I’ve been a part of in a long time, but it was great. I took a few photos of the view from his houseboat:

7/4/09 1

7/4/09 2

7/4/09 3

Everyone brought meat of some form to the party, and the barbecue was fantastic. I’m not normally a big pork eater but the owner had marinated a huge tenderloin that got grilled by one of the ensemble members who doubles as something of a chef, and was without a doubt the most succulent pork I’ve ever tasted. Others brought sausages, steak shishkebabs and more. Once we were loaded up on meat and drink we hung out on the rooftop patio of the boat to watch the fireworks:

7/4/09 Fireworks 1

7/4/09 Fireworks 2

… I suppose that’s about the best quality I could expect from an iPhone taking pictures at night.

Anyway, it was pretty spectacular and a blast of a time with some fantastic friends. So glad I could make it out this year!

On Monday we shipped my big project to Apple, where it’s been in review ever since. If agreements hold up, it’ll be available on the 14th, which is when a massive advertising campaign begins.

It shipped with a few known and understood bugs and with some feature compromises in order to keep from jeopardizing stability of the build, but on the whole we managed to get it pretty damn stable in time for launch. I’m proud of it… the client is getting one hell of a deal from us. I’ve been taking it a bit easier this week, although they’ve already got me working on some other side projects while we negotiate and get a contract signed for versions 1.1 and 2.

Weather has been pretty great on the whole, with a few exceptions here and there. It’s as though we’re finally getting some payback for the lousy summers we’ve had the past couple of years. I was glad for the good weather Thursday morning, when I was on the highway driving to work and out of nowhere my front passenger-side window shattered in on me.

I shouted an epithet or two and navigated my way off the highway and into a nearby parking lot. I never saw what caused the glass to shatter but I assume it was a small rock or something kicked up by another vehicle. None of the glass hit me and fortunately there was nobody in the passenger seat, but I couldn’t very well continue the drive to Seattle. The next hour or so was spent learning what one does in these situations, as I called around to my parents, my insurance company, the car dealership and other glass repair places. There was no use going through insurance and the dealership said they could fix it for $300-$500, but also offered that an auto glass place might do it cheaper. They recommended a shop and I called them, and sure enough they would do it for $190 plus tax, but I became frustrated as the guy there had to make a call to check if they could get the glass for my car the same day or not, and after fifteen minutes still hadn’t called me back. I called him and asked how much longer it was going to take, as I had to make a decision about what I was going to do. He told me that it shouldn’t be more than fifteen minutes… I think he said it, though, too quickly to stop himself as he realized in that same moment that fifteen minutes had already gone by. He quickly added he’d call the guy over there again in another five minutes, and I accepted that, a little beleaguered that it took them so long just to check the inventory over at their warehouse.

I checked on my phone for another auto glass place, and the woman there was able to put me on hold less than a minute while she checked their warehouse inventory. She told me they could have the glass in by 2 PM, and they were five bucks cheaper to boot, so I gladly made an appointment and was half-way home when I finally got a call back from the first place and was able to tell them thanks-but-no.

So by the end of the day I was 200 bucks poorer but now have a new passenger window in my car. I know it won’t stay this way, but at the moment it’s eerily clean and without any sign of wear, and is so transparent that it still kind of looks like my car is missing a window.

I’ve been away from Theatresports ever since Fiddler opened and on since it closed again as I’ve been so burned out from work, but I made something of an unexpected return last night when an ensemble member emailed me asking if I could take her place. I agreed, and it was good to get back on stage and do what I love. My team did a respectable job and we wound up winning, although I think the judging was wonky. So it looks like I’ll be going back again next weekend.

I had a horrible time getting there, though, as the I-90 bridge has been closed heading into Seattle this week for maintenance, which means traffic on the 520 has been brutal. In fact, I wound up staying and working from home on Friday, the bridge traffic was backed up so far. My plan was to wait until the middle of the day, or the afternoon, or any time other than rush hour to get into the city, go to work, and then head to the theatre from there, but there was not a single point in the entire day where the traffic maps weren’t blackened out. So I left an hour earlier than normal and made my way in. Of course, on the way home they unexpectedly opened the 520 bridge (how they can see fit to do that when the only other bridge is under construction I have no clue), so I wound up taking about a 20 minute detour because of that. On the whole, Seattle traffic and the constant construction we’re experiencing right in the way of my commute are pretty high on my pet peeves list.

That’s about all there is to report. Gonna go outside now and enjoy the summer while it’s still here.

Dan.

Giving my feet a rest

Saturday, July 4th, 2009

Happy America Day, everyone! Canada Day was just a few days ago, and I celebrated in style, as I am wont to do.

Work is now in that “hurry up and wait” phase of the project where I’m spending considerable time idling followed by sudden bursts of furious work at inconvenient hours. It’s better than the constant crunch I was dealing with before, but I’m still generally getting home from work much later than I’d prefer. I’ll be glad when the app is delivered to Apple and is out of our hands, which should be in just a few days now (fingers crossed).

It was unclear whether yesterday (July 3rd) would be a holiday for us, because on the one hand we’re theoretically at our most critically urgent phase, and on the other hand there really isn’t much to do unless there’s a fire to put out. It wound up being a bit of both for me: I fielded some problems at home, but mostly took it easy.

Yesterday was also Zombie Walk, an event where they were attempting to set a world record for the largest flash mob of zombies. I knew a lot of people who were attending but wasn’t planning on going myself; the effort required between costuming, makeup and time devoted to the event was just too demanding, and I was really looking forward to the day off. Besides which, the event took place quite literally around the corner from my work office, and I knew from experience how tough it was to find parking anywhere in the Fremont area whenever there was any sort of parade, street fair or other type of event.

As it turned out, though, between pressure from my friends to attend and a last-minute change in the project I couldn’t make from home, it wound up being a fairly good opportunity to kill two birds with one stone. So I carpooled with them, and they dropped me off at work while they went to go and get made up as zombies.

When I met back up with them we walked about fifteen minutes back to my office, where the registration line for the Zombie Walk had already grown and extended around the block. I walked with the three of them as they calmly cut past the line, crossed under the yellow tape into the main lot and told the staff there they were ready to get to work.

I did something of a double-take, as I had not realized my friends were part of the event staff and that I had inadvertently signed on as a volunteer. I stood there slackjawed as we were handed badges and orange traffic-marshalling vests, and two-sided signs that could be used to direct zombies (“stop” and “slow”).

The next hour or so was spent in mixed ways. The time of the event hadn’t been properly advertised, and one of my friends needed to get things from the car which was parked a fifteen-minute walk away, so she and I had to speedwalk it over there and back, lugging with us zombie makeup, picnic items and folding chairs for the outdoor showing of Shaun of the Dead that was going to follow the walk.

I should mention at this point that it was hot out. Extremely sunny and extremely hot. And I was wearing two layers of tattered zombie clothing with a large plastic prosthetic against my chest that didn’t exactly breathe. I was not doing so well.

When we got back I was given a very quick zombie makeup job, and our jobs were explained to us in a highly abstract and unspecific fashion. I had no clue what was expected of me and was extremely nervous. It wasn’t until the zombie hordes actually got to walking (led by a guy dangling a brain from a stick he was carrying) that I started to get some idea of what I should be doing to help keep it moving safely and efficiently.

We were about four blocks from having completed the tour and returning to the starting point when one of the main organizers suddenly ran up to me and said “I need you to go lead the next wave, NOW.”

Okay,” I repsonded, eyes wide and positively betraying that I had no clue what I was even doing there let alone how one is meant to take charge of a several-hundred-person zombie horde, and I ran as fast as I could through the relentless heat up and over the four blocks it took to get to the starting point.

Over the next hour or so I twice led a swarm of zombies around Fremont, armed only with my orange vest and cardobard sign, doing what I think was an admirable job from the absolutely no training that I’d received. There were some difficulties and blatant errors in judgment I made regarding which intersections to cross and when, but it could have gone worse I suppose.

We stayed and watched the movie afterward, and heard the announcement that there had been nearly four thousand zombies registered (earning us the world record by a slim margin).

All in all, my day off wound up being consumed with about eight hours of zombie madness, many of which were spent walking all around Fremont in the hot sun. My feet ache like hell today, and soon I will be embarking on another walk of about 25 minutes from my work to a friend who has a houseboat on Lake Union, right near Gas Works Park where the fourth-of-July fireworks will be exploding from.

It will be an awesome party, but I look forward to giving my feet a rest in the coming weeks.

Dan.

A pretty strong note

Sunday, June 28th, 2009

It’s been a long week. Fiddler wrapped up last weekend, with our final three performances followed by the cast part on Sunday.

My performances had their ups and downs but I felt I ended on a pretty strong note; more so on Sunday than the Friday that I most recently reported on. We had an elaborate and highly embarrassing cast party that was concocted as a wedding anniversary between Tevye and Golde, at which I was made to sit at the “head table” along with the other daughters and their husbands. The couples each took their turns cutting the wedding cake, and Tzeitel and I pied each other with our slices. They were a really wonderful group of people and I’m glad to have had the opportunity to play the role, but I was exhausted and don’t think I could have managed another weekend of it.

I’ve assembled some of the photos that were taken and added them to my gallery. There are some quite good ones, but probably none of them sum me up right now as well as this one:

Backstage 04

I’ve been working seven days a week, minus last Sunday, and late every night. Wednesday was the worst; I didn’t leave the office until 2:45 AM. When I left the following night at 10 PM and found myself feeling relaxed at getting out so early, I realized that this is probably unhealthy. Fortunately it’s only for another week or so, and things are actually looking quite positive with the project. Barring anything unforseen, I think we’ll make our ship date without much difficulty. There are some exciting things to look forward to, including a national TV ad campaign that I’m sure is costing our client millions of dollars and looks really cool from what I’ve seen so far.

There’s been other impacts, though. It’s delayed my return to Theatresports, for one, and it drove me to cancel an audition for The Secret Garden I was going to do on Tuesday.

Hopefully it’ll all be worthwhile.

Dan.

The puppet and the puppeteer

Friday, June 19th, 2009

In improv we sometimes talk about the puppet and the puppeteer, where the puppet is the character you’re playing on stage, alive and in the moment, and the puppeteer is the actor part of your brain, subtly pulling the strings from up above the scene, where you have a broader view of the story and where it’s going, its characters and relationships. This concept has translated pretty much directly for me to scripted work… one director I worked with was fond of the expression “do that thinking actor thing”, and that’s worked its way into my own vernacular.

Tonight’s performance of Fiddler was probably the worst I’ve had so far in the run. Other than borking the end of my song (something I’ve managed not to do since preview night), both the puppet and the puppeteer were completely on the fritz. My reactions all felt forced and insincere, and most of them came either a moment early or late… I even caught myself telegraphing, something I almost never do. Buh.

We’ve got two more performances, tomorrow and Sunday. I’m going to be working tomorrow as well, as we are in mega-crunch mode on my project. They’ve blocked off traffic on the street on my office, though, as there is a Solstice Parade with naked bicyclists who will be going through there. Should be interesting to try to get stuff done.

All this week has been the International Festival at Unexpected Productions. Between work and theatre I haven’t been able to attend, but I made it out last Sunday to the opening night barbecue, which was really interesting as it took place at a legitimate mansion, the kind I had no idea existed in Seattle.

The story behind it is that a divorced couple haven’t been able to sell it for the past two years or so, and about ten friends who are part of an improv/film ensemble found it on Craigslist and decided to rent it at about $6 thousand a month. The place is an incredible tribute to excess, boasting such features as a swimming pool/jaccuzzi with a retractable roof, a giant koi pond, a movie-theatre style projector screening room, a whole roof patio, a full second floor bar/lounge with a grand piano, an incredible ivy-covered gazebo, a walk-in wine cellar, a full-sized kids’ climbing playground with swings and slides, an outdoor pizza oven, and a barbecue that’s so large it has a fridge inside it. I felt like I was in an episode of Entourage.

Probably the best feature, though, is that it’s directly overlooking Puget Sound, with a view of the water from every level that’s worth a million dollars on its own.

I spent most of the evening flipping burgers for people, as I was incredibly hungry when I got there and it seemed if I didn’t then there would be no food for anyone. It was still a great time.

I will be very glad when my project at work wraps. It’s been late nights every night this week; yesterday I didn’t get home until close to midnight. It doesn’t help that there are all sorts of traffic conundrums, such as the 520 bridge opening last night (something that’s never happened to me before), stalling me from getting home for about an additional 20 minutes. The bridge is closed all weekend so I’m going to have to detour around the lake, not to mention the parade and the naked cyclists.

A breather will be welcome…

Dan.

A little more sunshine in it

Sunday, June 14th, 2009

Things have been pretty crazy at work. We’ve been having a couple of late nights, and there will be several more if we’re going to ship this app on time and in good condition. Things are looking pretty positive, though. There’s a lot of buzz around the office about the new iPhone model and OS 3.0, both of which come out this week, so it’ll be interesting to see how that drives our business.

Fiddler is in its second of three weekends. It’s experiencing the usual mid-run quirks, but overall it’s playing out as expected. I feel like I could really use a break after this one… I know I’ve been missing improv, but maybe I’ll wait a couple weekends before getting back to it, especially with the way things are amping up at work.

It seems that all of the kids and several of the adults in Fiddler own DSes, so any of my old coworkers from Griptonite who read this thing should take heart in this photo in which there are no fewer than seven DSes in operation. Your jobs are looking to be pretty much recession-proof.

Yesterday I meant to go see a friend’s show but wound up shopping for groceries and going to the farmer’s market instead. I got some smoked tuna, but it seems it’s still a little early for the quality fruit to come out. Although I’m pretty consistently disappointed with the quality of fruit out here… peaches are particularly a downer. I love the Rainier cherries, though, so there’s that to look forward to.

A couple weeks ago we had a crazy summer-like heat wave. Things have cooled down a bit but (fingers crossed) it looks as though the warm weather is here to stay. After the last couple of relatively dismal summers, I’m optimistic for one with a little more sunshine in it.

Dan.