The Rumour

"Remember Perchik, with all his strange ideas? Remember Tzeitel's wedding, where Tevye danced with Golde? Well I just heard that Tevye's been arrested, and Golde's gone to Kiev!"
No!
"God forbid!"
She didn't!
"She did!"

Nothing the audience could do but sit back and enjoy it. It's a shame the photo makes me look as though I'm seizuring and spitting all over the Rabbi.